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It is a combination of “Imagine dragon deez nuts across your face” and “CDs nuts on your face”
It is a combination of “Imagine dragon deez nuts across your face” and “CDs nuts on your face”
- Have you heard Imagine Dragon’s new CD?
- No
- Imagine dragon CD deez nuts across your face because you c dees nuts across your face
- No
- Imagine dragon CD deez nuts across your face because you c dees nuts across your face
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(From the epilogue of How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World)
Hiccup: There were dragons when I was a boy...Oh, there were great grim sky dragons that nested on the clifftops like gigantic, scary birds. Little brown scuttly dragons that hunted down the mice and rats in well-organized packs. Preposterously huge sea dragons twenty times as big as the big blue whale. Some say that the dragons went back to the sea, leaving not a bone nor a fang for men to remember them by. Others say they were nothing but folktales to begin with. Eh...I'm okay with that. Legend says that when the ground quakes or lava spews from the earth, it's the dragons. Letting us know they're still here, waiting for us to get along. Yes, the world believes that the dragons are gone, if they ever existed at all. But we Berkians? We know otherwise. And we'll guard that secret until the time comes when dragons can return in peace.
Hiccup: There were dragons when I was a boy...Oh, there were great grim sky dragons that nested on the clifftops like gigantic, scary birds. Little brown scuttly dragons that hunted down the mice and rats in well-organized packs. Preposterously huge sea dragons twenty times as big as the big blue whale. Some say that the dragons went back to the sea, leaving not a bone nor a fang for men to remember them by. Others say they were nothing but folktales to begin with. Eh...I'm okay with that. Legend says that when the ground quakes or lava spews from the earth, it's the dragons. Letting us know they're still here, waiting for us to get along. Yes, the world believes that the dragons are gone, if they ever existed at all. But we Berkians? We know otherwise. And we'll guard that secret until the time comes when dragons can return in peace.
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Will; "yeah, i used my dragon teeth for the tease."
Joey: My Man.
Will; "yeah, i used my dragon teeth for the tease."
Joey: My Man.
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