Donkey Punch

When you take a woman from behind in the backdoor and punch her in the back of the head knocking her out making all holes squeeze shut.

People on urban dictionary are too PUSSY to define DONKEY PUNCH accurately

by DAWNKYPAUNCH August 12, 2025

FLYING DONKEY

A special, rare species that Legends may only see, Or use to interrupt someone about to explain an idea

"Ayo bro, so I have this idea" -let me guess a FLYING DONKEY neh...

by Japanese Travis Scott April 25, 2021

The Donkey Jockey

A sex position where a female or male violently rides another male with a huge ding dong of Mexican nationality.

Girl: “Babe, I think we should try something new.”
Dude: “Yeah I don’t think toys are my thing.”
Girl: “No toys, but I do want to try out this new thing people are calling the Donkey Jockey.”
Dude: “Mierda not this one.”

by TacoBender81 May 25, 2021

Gravel Donkey

A really ugly woman, one who has a head and face like a donkey that's been dragged along gravel

That chick that Dougy picked up last night was a real gravel donkey.

by Markfcpt December 19, 2011

Donkey

Donkey can be a jackass or something retarded

Evan quit being a donkey

by BIG WORM (Alaskan bull worm) April 10, 2020

Donkey cute

when you are so ugly you're cute

Steve is donkey cute
The donkey from Shrek is donkey cute

by BeStEvErRrR! September 2, 2011

kinda donkey

someone who is uncool, unfair, or unskilled

Thats kinda donkey.

by mega5 September 18, 2021