black water

when you have diarrhea so bad that it feels like you are pissing out of your asshole, then you look in the toilet and it looks like the black hole.

Chuck: "Are you pissing in there man, what's taking you so long?"
Frostbite: "No dude, i got me a big helpin of black water, damn those chimichangas!"

by theo huxtable April 20, 2004

black op

Secretly going out with an ugly or fat girl and not answering your cellphone or frequenting your usual bars and dining spots, so as not to be seen by your friends.

Hey, where were you for the last two days?
I was on a black op with the girl from Blockbuster.

by Allen Miami June 28, 2007

Black Tuesday

November Second, 2004-- the day America's Democracy died

Due to massive voter suppression and electoral fraud, Bushler stole the election on Black Tuesday.

by Ian December 8, 2004

Black up

To get high.
Generally off marijuana smoke.

'hey man what you doin after this?'

'yo ma breda i tink ima go home n black up some more you kno?''

by Lil West February 3, 2010

black people

(n.)
singular: a person who is black
plural: people who are black

... actually, I've never seen black people. I've never seen a person who was entirely pitch black. I've a frostbitten toe that black - due to the frostbite, but never an all-black person. It's probably time that we rethink some things, huh?

by eoutlaw October 11, 2009

Black Sabbath

The day(s)that witches have sex with the devil.

On the day of Black Sabbath.Witches/Warloks make a Face to face pact with the devil.

by pbody May 23, 2008

black blizzard

Large swarms of locusts that sometimes plague midwestern farms by eating all of the crops. They are referred to as black blizzards because there are so many of them that the sun gets blotted out.

Farmer Joe: "Marge there's a storm comin'"

Marge: "That's no regular storm Joe, that's a Black Blizzard full of locusts."

by Soupnazi710 February 9, 2007