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balls and chain

Rocco: where's the ol' balls and chain tonite?
Elmer: didn't make it. at home doing puzzles.
Rocco: whoa, surprised you made it out.
Elmer: no kidding. me too.
by DTrubble August 15, 2011
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ball scum

The sweaty and greasy film left on a mans balls after an athletic activity
"man when I took my cup off I must have had five pounds of ball scum"
by SJ Vegas October 18, 2008
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what the balls

A expression used to show great anger or frustration. Can be used instead of "what the hell".
That rock just farted. What the balls is going on?!
by boogerh7 December 1, 2010
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ball muff

when your testicals have so much hair on them it looks like a muff on your balls.
Some balls are so hairy they look like giant ball muff
by LilJOnwhattt: August 26, 2005
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Fookit Ball

Fookit Ball is a newly developed sport that has grabbed the attention of many new followers. The sport was created as a recreational activity, but has turned into an epidemic. The sport is said to be "very addictive." Many players of the sport have reported this new addiction as something they "think about constantly, taking presence over normal day to day activities." Fookit Ball is so addictive that it can be a distraction from the average working day. All though there are very few dedicated Fookit Ball players currently, it has been deemed to be "The fastest growing sport in North Carolina."
'''The Rules'''

Fookit Ball has only three Rules (disclaimer, the sport is still in the developmental stage). These rules include - First Rule (the most fundamental rule of the game); There are not many rules, Second Rule; call your own fouls (although, if you due choose to call a foul, you will be subject to taunting and name calling from all players, on and off the court - from your own team and the opposing side.) Third Rule - out of bounds is up to interpretation from both sides (the game must go on). There will not be a Referee present during a Fookit Ball match. Each opposing teams are responsible for making agreeable judgments on questionable calls. If and when an agreement can not be concluded - two team mates must engage in a various name calling/taunting spree that will determine the call in either of their favors. Sportsmanship has been a core foundation of this sport. All name calling is taking with a grain of salt, and must be understand by both sides to be "part of the Game."

'''Overview/description'''

This sport has characteristics derived from three main stream sports. These include; Ultimate football, Basketball, and Mixed Martial arts (MMA fighting)
by rmkerby August 10, 2010
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Balls Ass

noun: The seam in the middle of a mans scrotum which runs from the base of the penis to the barse.
His balls ass had torn, allowing both testicles to fall to the floor.
by Mischmo25 October 8, 2009
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Clown Balls

After ejaculating your balls hang so low and droopy they resemble the persona of a clown
I fucked that girl so hard after i nutted i had some stretch clown balls
by clownballsat your face January 20, 2011
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