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opportunistic asshole 

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People who always pick the asshole choice whenever they can do something good/not do something bad.
Dave: Dude did you seriously eat half the brownies I made before anyone else even woke up?
Warbel: You snooze you lose lol
Dave: Fucking opportunistic asshole
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Little asshole 

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A living butt hole. The incarnation of a prick. Just basicly a dick. Little shit of a demon. Stay away from little assholes at all cost, they are contagious.

Usually between the ages of 11 to 17
Greg: he was so mean, like he was only 12!
Fred: he’s just a little asshole
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My asshole 

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Used to express that you don’t believe or agree with something, usu. in place of ‘yeah right.’
Person 1: You lost, now you have to pay me $100.
Person 2: My asshole.
My asshole by SiL3Nt J September 8, 2023
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slappin assholes 

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A spooky dance move typically performed by two men before and after docking. Each must spread their cheeks as far apart as possible before ramming their rims together and producing an audible "thwack" (typically done in succession)
"Yo, you hear about Billy and Timmy slappin assholes the other night? I didn't even know they could dance!"
slappin assholes by moonholegal September 26, 2023
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classic asshole edward 

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-rude
-rush people
-no respect for boundaries
-cheater
"Bro my girl just cheated on me"
"Shes a classic asshole edward"
classic asshole edward by z0mb1fl3d September 30, 2023
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annoying asshole who doesn't shut up about god 

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a type of religious person who doesn't stop whining because you don't believe the same religion as them. follows you in public to show you their "sky daddy". harasses people for being LGBTQ+
DAMN MAN! did you see that annoying asshole who doesn't shut up about god earlier? he was following me to try to "pray the gay away". he said stuff like "Adam and eve, not Adam and Steve"
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