by hesmineonly March 27, 2023
Get the ill block every guy for umug. by Homosexual White Man May 12, 2018
Get the no umug. RIGHT! I'M the solipsist! Isn't that weird? How I'M glue and everyone else is rubber so everything I say bounces right off them and sticks to me.
Hym "Really. With 100% accuracy. Everything I say. Watch: 'You're the greatest mind the world has ever seen!' "
A retard "No-U! You are!"
Hym "See!? It's every single thing I say! 'The sky is blue!' "
A retard "No, YOU'RE blue!"
Hym "You're being stalked and harassed perpetually!"
A retard "No, You're being stalked and harassed."
Hym "It's literally everything. And for what? Because 'I can't KNOW that the guy who promised you immortality in the form of an incest cult was lying so I need to show some epistemic humility!' Or 'I should feel more bad for women because they had to fuck guys they didn't want to instead of having to carry thing perpetually for the guy who fucked them and have their existence harvested out from underneath them?' Or, wait, because 'Retard shouldn't have to do the thing we want you to do.' It's fucking ridiculous.
Hym "Really. With 100% accuracy. Everything I say. Watch: 'You're the greatest mind the world has ever seen!' "
A retard "No-U! You are!"
Hym "See!? It's every single thing I say! 'The sky is blue!' "
A retard "No, YOU'RE blue!"
Hym "You're being stalked and harassed perpetually!"
A retard "No, You're being stalked and harassed."
Hym "It's literally everything. And for what? Because 'I can't KNOW that the guy who promised you immortality in the form of an incest cult was lying so I need to show some epistemic humility!' Or 'I should feel more bad for women because they had to fuck guys they didn't want to instead of having to carry thing perpetually for the guy who fucked them and have their existence harvested out from underneath them?' Or, wait, because 'Retard shouldn't have to do the thing we want you to do.' It's fucking ridiculous.
You see it now, right? You see the thing you're actively doing to me why people are murdering your kids right? You're not going to get the guns. They need the guns to protect THEIR kids and are NEVER going to give them up. You're only option is to stop doing shit like this but you won't because it means you won't be able to have dominion over the lives of every person whose existence you're aware of! You won't be able to infest their lives like the fucking plague you are. Look at the balloon pop guy! By virtue of (simply) being aware of his existence, people took it upon themselves to claim dominion over his life and get his job taken away."
A retard "I wasn't me specifically though!"
Hym "Silence is violence, bitch. You don't actually believe any of the shit you say. You're not effect proponents of your own ideas."
A retard "No-U!"
A retard "I wasn't me specifically though!"
Hym "Silence is violence, bitch. You don't actually believe any of the shit you say. You're not effect proponents of your own ideas."
A retard "No-U!"
by Hym Iam June 23, 2024
Get the No-Umug. by Bweebliever June 1, 2018
Get the No umug. by shreked101 December 11, 2019
Get the no umug. 
Everywhere else this means to literally smack someone in the face but in Virginia this doesn’t mean smacking u across the face. This means to shoot you whenever you hear that run
I be wrong if i smack duh shyt out u right?
I be wrong if i smack duh shyt out u right??
*Pulls out gun
I be wrong if i smack duh shyt out u right???
Aye bob im trynna get me a free car n smack duh shyt out da opps
I be wrong if i smack duh shyt out u right??
*Pulls out gun
I be wrong if i smack duh shyt out u right???
Aye bob im trynna get me a free car n smack duh shyt out da opps
by Traptize January 18, 2024
Get the Smack duh shyt out umug.