mig toes

Little dick

My wife got me all excited when she said she wanted to suck my mig toes.

by TuMihnPhoKin December 29, 2021

Stirred it With My Big Toe

An expression signifying that one is especially proud of a batch of food that they have prepared.
A metaphor, likely originating from the fact that the foot is thought of as dirty, and dirt may equal seasoning, and the toe was used to add this extra "seasoning" to food. Nobody, of course, literally put their toe into a batch of food; this expression is purely metaphorical to my knowledge.

Grandson: "Grandmama, this mac 'n cheese taste good."
Grandma: "Mhm, I stirred it with my big toe!"
Grandson: "Huh?"

by nicktunes07 September 8, 2025

Toe slipper

To take your your big toe and slip it in another person's ass

Guy 1:Dude I gave my girl the toe slipper!
Guy2:eww why?
Guy1:she has a foot fetish

Guy2:*slowly backs away*

by Toe slipper June 15, 2018

Plumber toes

What one displays when closed-toed shoes fail to fully conceal the cracks between one's toes.

I hate these flats because I'm walking around with plumber toes.

by mylegalninja March 15, 2020

Touch Your Friends Toe's Day

August 2 is the day where you touch your friends toes

Hey, did you know today was touch your friends toe's day?

No, but that's cool

by JarvisBro August 1, 2021

Two toes

Oi two toes!?

Oi two toes, taking your bitch thanks

by anonymous September 16, 2021

toe picker

some who takes away from poor people.

"your a toe picker for takin my lunch money

by fuckin cellenana March 6, 2017