jake drew

the best man on earth about to be the best daddie on this earth wish you the best my jakie poo

alfie: your kid is going to die before it’s 3 on back of a quad (he’s gunna run him over)
jake drew:fuck off

by madeline miller 1233456 September 17, 2023

Jake Velox

jakevelox - to forcibly threaten someone to rub your pussy, to use your power to threaten someone to fucking kill themself
verb

"GET THE FUCK HERE OR I'LL JAKE VELOX YOU'RE ASS TO THE MOON!"

by Aezerix June 7, 2018

Jake

A type of guy who is short and rude and does drugs, but is nice and cool to hang around with sometimes.

Man Jake is a cool person but is really rude when he wants to be.

"Did you see Jake smoking weed in the boys locker room"

by It's ur girl isabella September 21, 2020

Jake

A guy that lost his virginity to a palm tree

Did you see that weirdo on the news fucking a palm tree?

Yeah he must be a jake

by Austic_muhummed July 20, 2019

Jake Paul

A dark sexual move used by superior beings were you stick your head in the anal cavity and pull it out really fast

Chad: yo bro I just Jake Pauled my girl last night
Donny: ooh bro is she stretched

Chad: of course

by TheOnlyLogangPaulerLeft January 18, 2020

Jake it

Verb To look something up on google in order to have all the stats inside your massive head, and be able to act like a know it all with startling precision

"When was the last time Liverpool won the premier league?"

"Hang on, let me Jake it"

by McSyphilis January 1, 2019

Jake Paul

The biggest retard ever. Who thinks he is rich but lets be real here he's not.

Dude, you just pulled a Jake Paul

by Lil Retard boiyo October 29, 2019