slim tea

a drink that makes your bowel movement go brrrr, in hopes of getting yourself skinnier. But you’ll never lose weight, the only thing you’ll lose is your sense of dignity.

M: Did you drink the slim tea I gave you yesterday?
C: Girl! yes, I couldn’t stop pooping till’ 3 in the morning

by I’m A Ghost May 2, 2021

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tea ja vu

The feeling that you have an unfinished hot beverage getting cold somewhere, despite the fact that you have already finished it.

I have just found my empty cup, I thought I hadn't finished it, I had tea ja vu.

by The Muesli Camel June 9, 2020

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Momma's home made tea

When your Hager old mom wears her granny panties a week straight to exercise and do yoga, then on the last day boils them in hot water skid marks and all to make a cup of tea.

Have you ever tried momma's home made tea I had some the other night at Dustin's place it helped me sleep. Momma's home made tea opened up my eyes to the vast richness of flavors.

by Pours when it rains December 8, 2023

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When you have an insanely hot girl and she turns up one day with chocolate straws and a weird gleam in her eye she probably wants to do bubble tea

This is where you drink tea through a straw from each other’s ass.

Boy - “…that was crazy, when I swallowed something solid at one point I felt my mind pop. That bubble tea just blew my mind!”

Girl- “omg I love you. Can I get a keep-in tonight?”

by Kironigmo January 5, 2022

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Tea Temper

The result of insulting a wealthy English person into the upper class equivalent of a psychopathic rage; specifically, shaking so much that they spill their tea.

Not to be confused with talentless "musician" Tempah T.

David Cameron is owed a Tea Temper, all over his trust funded crotch.

by AndyTheRoo May 14, 2011

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