Glitter Punched

Glitter Punched: when you fail so much at life you can't even hit an emo with your car
That douchebag in Twilight just got glitter punched. He couldn't even even hit Bella with his car. He fails at life!
by Durban-itchtionary March 29, 2011
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5 finger death punch

The World Most Bad ass Song That Was Ever Created And That Has The Power To Completely Destroy Your Ear Drums No Matter What Level Volume Your On.
by P0TAT0 K!NG November 01, 2017
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er punch salad

The act of one gay guy while in an orgy have all the males cum in his ass then they all take turns fisting him
Jason couldn't wait for a power punch salad after a night of dancing and drinking it always made him feel great
by YackassPSL November 03, 2023
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Shotgun punch

The act of punching a shotgun bullet that is considered a projectile and not hitscan to receive any benefits you receive from parrying a bullet.
If you want to be optimal you have to Shotgun punch.
I was making fun of this blue GoPro with 13 cents, it was funny till' it Shotgun punched a shell right up my ass.
by equACHOO-,sorry its equinox February 08, 2023
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punch buddy

Someone who you punch for fun to feel better/good in any situation
We went in to the haunted house, I brought my punch buddy with me so I will feel better.
by AmazingMary October 17, 2015
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Carolina Muck Punch

The sexual act of dipping your fist in cooking oil, followed by carolina reaper pepper flakes, and then finally shoving your whole fist in anothers anus.
The inmates only viable punishment was to be given a Carolina Muck Punch for his repeated misdemeanors while incarcerated.
by Borgus shmord May 10, 2025
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Cum Punch

A 'Cum Punch' is when a man ejaculates into his hand, clenches his fist so the spunk dribbles out between his knuckles, and then continues to punch someone with said clenched fist.
Man 1 - "Deidre was really annoying me the other night"

Man 2 - "How did you deal with it?"

Man 1 - "You know, I gave her the ol' 1-2 with a Cum Punch. That shut her up!"
by Lord Dangleballs April 13, 2018
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