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Ash pants 

The extreme version of "Liar liar pants on fire". When someone has no credibility left because they've told so many lies. A person with ash pants has had them "on fire" so many times that their credibility has been metaphorically turned to ash, and nothing they say can be relied on.
"Jason said he's definitely coming."

"Don't believe anything Jason says. He's got ash pants."
Ash pants by Brickdictionary118 October 23, 2016
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Cheetah pants 

When you wait to long to poop and leave dots in your undies.
I had a bad case of cheetah pants the other night.
Cheetah pants by NicBri November 27, 2016

screaming pants 

used to express your body fats anguish and horror due to being shoved in a tight pair of pants. also see Rosanne
" Pam! Those are some screaming pants!" "holly fackk!! My pants are screaming on me!"
screaming pants by pink shawty :P November 28, 2016

swat pants 

SWAT pants.

Many confuse this with pants that actual SWAT forces wears, but it has a very different definition.
SWAT pants are pants that are worn by drug dealers, terrorists, and others who do criminal activities.

SWAT pants are basically sweatpants, but are worn, when you know you there is a chance to be SWAT'd in the near future. (because you are a criminal, duuuhhh). This is because sweatpants are very comfortable, and are very handy because you will most likely end up for a couple hours in a police station, before they give you your jaily new official criminal uniform. (Which you will proudly wear in jail).
I use wear normal pants, but after becoming a terrorist, I now wear SWAT pants, so I am comfortably prepared for the SWAT team.
swat pants by Helkor December 30, 2016

Banana Pants 

Banana pants refers to a state of craziness or confusion. Figuratively, it's like if you were wearing pants that held your ankles together and you could not take a step. Like if both legs of the pants were together, the shape of a single banana.
When I was hungry, I thought about ordering a sandwich. But I could not eat the carbs in the bread; or should I get only sprouted, whole grain; but, no, what if I have a gluten sensitivity? I was totally banana pants and decided not to eat anything until later when I ate the whole, extra-large pizza in one sitting.
Banana Pants by cspvln January 3, 2017

Naiaiaice Pants

Best pick up line ever.
Man: Naiaiaice Pants!
Woman: Marry me!
Naiaiaice Pants by Mcclussy January 5, 2017
Similar to prescription pants . Worn by people that go to clubs because they suck.
If you wear v pants you are most likely a douche.
v pants by pseudonymdoggo February 17, 2017