ghetto tits

A very bad boob job. The kind where each breast was likely done at different times because the skank recipient didn't have enough money to pay for them both at once.

"OMG did you see Tara Reid? girl got some ghetto tits!"

by ShitPancakes January 11, 2009

bitch tits

N. One who holds the qualities of a woman on their period, yet is a male.

Wow dude! Ronald is being a bitch tits today.

by mmbaby March 26, 2010

Sugar tits

The term used to describe a girl who has used her cleavage as a make shift cup holder for an ice cold slush puppy and drinking through a straw.

Conceived due to the high probability of a drop or two of the sugary slush puppy liquid falling directly on to the breast area making them sticky and indeed 'sugary' - hence 'sugar' tits.

geeez, I wish i didn't use these as a cup holder, I spilt the whole drink and now my sugar tits have got sugar nips...sigh

by Montana the Ginge June 24, 2011

tit for tat

When a woman's tit is seen accidentally by a man, it is only right that the man show his "package" to her as well.
And if you're lucky, it may lead to something else..

Also works vice versa.

Sue: You've seen my tit. It's time to show me some tat. *wink*
Sam: Tit for tat.. I should have known.

by hermandude December 9, 2008

shark tits

In reference to "Great, White" American Breasts.

"Oh, boy! Look at those Shark Tits!!"

by tasteittwice November 11, 2011

tits up

Best used as a negative adjective when describing what you hope will result in a relationship, situation, or vacation.

I hope it goes tits up in Corfu.

by mggiedixon August 21, 2009

Cow Tit

pronounced Cow "teet" noun, proper noun, verb, adj.

1. slang for "Gordo Marin", of the infamous Bunyako Boy's Gang, located in Inland Empire.

2. A fat person wearing a wife beater, half asleep, eating chex mix, or other bag snack, with half his/her tits hanging out. His/her sleep eating, appears to look like a cow grazing.

Hey Cow Tit! wake up! time to go to the gym!

by LoS R.R. December 22, 2010