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Butthole money sex

The action ordering three Big Macs and a six piece chicky nuggy and Varaciously stuffing it into your sphincter
Yo bro I’m about to do some good butthole money sex later wanna join
by Thatguy638 July 12, 2022
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Shaving money

Admission of being another gullible marketing statistic of Gillette with no intention of changing.

From when you received the mac3 razor for free in the mail upon turning 18, going on to spend ass-loads on razors for the rest of your life.
"Honey please, were on a budget, can you please not pay $15 for 3 razor blades this time?"

"what the hell is a matter with you, I got the razor for free, I'm shaving money"
by Clean breaker April 23, 2009
mugGet the Shaving moneymug.

last minute money

When you reach the level where you have the ability to purchase a plane ticket or other significant purchase at the last minute.
Oh, girl I can buy that plane ticket, I got last minute money!
by Kaliente April 27, 2017
mugGet the last minute moneymug.

Money

A rectangular piece of paper/plastic or a scrap of metal that you can trade for pretty much anything; Food, shelter, water. warmth, happiness, laughter, wires, boxes, ropes, chains, knives, paper, plastic, metal, and even an animal. In fact, money is more than a rectangular piece of paper/plastic or a scrap of metal. It is essential to human life. It is hated. It is loved. But, most importantly, it is a way for all humans to connect. That circular piece of metal, hidden away, discarded in your pocket has touched so many other grubby human fingers. Fingers which have touched so many grubby human things. Things which have been touched by other grubby human fingers. So, in a way, that penny, cent, doubloon is something that all humans can share, even dead ones.
Money, money, money. Must be funny...
by JamYourEyes December 25, 2023
mugGet the Moneymug.

money

a scam created by the government to kill us all
John: Want free money???
Sam: KYS
by the only kys in 1 January 10, 2024
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Money Hag

A teacher that cares more about money then the students well being.
Me - Yo did you about that Money Hag at bear river high school, I heard they had a school shooting threat and she complained to the students for an hour about how she isn't getting payed as much because he class isn't full.
Bill - Why wasn't the class full.
Me - Because kids stayed home so they wouldn't die.
mugGet the Money Hagmug.

Money Stroke

When you’re hitting it from the back and you’re on your last stroke before you cum all inside her
Girl: That’s the spot keep going
Boy: Cant, I’m on the money stroke
by maledestroyer January 30, 2022
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