Chocolate muffin

To have sexual inter cores then after you shit in the females mouth and she swallows

I had a tough day at work but to my surprise I came home and gave my wife a chocolate muffin

by Hizzydoe May 03, 2018

da muffin

A very smart person! Named muffin!

Mikly, did you see da muffin over there? She's so smart!

I agree! I wanna be like her!

Then do it! So you can be smart for once, Mikly!

by たまご the squck January 12, 2021

push muffin

Male Foupa

Don't damage your throat, let me do that for you babe-to wife

Friend-You've got to be able to reach her throat first buddy!

Me- hey man I'm getting there, I just got to lose a little bit more "push muffin" first.

by OGE74 August 17, 2024

Always be muffin’, man

A phrase you would tell your buds after you just pounded a hairy snatch.

Yo, I just fucked a hairy milf. Always be muffin’, man.

by Muffin’ man March 31, 2023

muffin tissue pie

When your female partner collect your sperm with her mouth spitting it into muffin batter and bakes for a delicious snack.

After you cum in my mouth I am going to make a muffin tissue pie.

by Wiseguy25 November 26, 2015

asdf muffin

A muffin that just won’t get eaten but wants to be and is part of the asdf community

Why can’t I die “die die die” is what the asdf muffin always says because he is depressed

by Crasher.ac1 January 01, 2025

kicking the muffin

Wasting time or doing nothing of consequence.

"Hey, what are you doing?". "Oh, nothing. Just kicking the muffin."

by drygravytrain December 23, 2021