Swag Muffin

A girl or woman who wears pro jerseys, athletic wear or too much 'swag.' Sporty chick who wears swag often.

Example: "She only wears her AAU team swag to school. She's such a swag muffin." Example: "She is sporting a Bulls jersey today-what a swag muffin."

by CRHaize January 3, 2014

Poop Muffin

A word used to describe someone who is cute but who doesn’t like being complimented.

Cody called Kate a Poop Muffin to when she looked cute.

by OutsideDaveDaGhost August 27, 2019

muffin base

fat ass/booty, taken literally the bottom of a muffin top.

'that girls got a gigantic muffin base'

by theonlyheartless January 12, 2012

muffin dog

dogs are little muffins to be loved and cherished. everyone deserves them. everyone wants to eat them.

Me: dogs are the most beautiful muffin
Anyone: wth are you saying
Me: *incapable of speech*
YAY MUFFIN DOGS

by hermitdoodle909 May 6, 2020

muffin

how badboyhalo sees everyone

bbh: DREAM YOU ARE SUCH A MUFFIN!

by blackbelt314 February 18, 2021

Muffin Slut

Someone who will let big russian men touch their balls in return for fresh baked pastries, like muffins.

Yo you know that fella Landen?
Yeah hes a muffin slut

by mr dude mr guy February 25, 2025

gusset muffin

when a women butt cheeks go round the gusset on underwear( the stip at the bottom of the pants where you put a sanitary towel )

Nicky- that underwear is too tight u can see your gusset muffin

by nomnomnom2 October 8, 2018