Monkey Style

When a dude masturbates on his back with his legs spread eagle and quacking. Must yank penis violently every two to three seconds. (Pencil dicks recommended) To finish a monkey style one must rupture dick tissue and cum on one face.

Yo bro last night my girl watched me monkey style. It was gnarly

by The588th12 August 3, 2019

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Monkey Brain

When someone does something so stupid you're immediate thought is "monkey brain"

*Mans does something stupid*
"You fucking monkey brain"

by ImperfectTaborsk March 8, 2021

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monkey glands

1. Testicles
2. The qualities usually associated with masculinity or "balls": courage, toughness, agressiveness, etc.

1. If my biatch catched me out huntin' pussy with you foos she cut off my monkey glands.

2. Dude, grow some monkey glands! My little sister would drop in on this ramp.

by 6079 Smith W March 24, 2005

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skipping the monkeys

"Skipping the monkeys" is a metaphor for skipping past the boring stuff to get to the good stuff. 2001: A Space Odyssey, the film begins with an instrumental overture that lasts about 5 minutes and then there’s 15 minutes of, for lack of a better word, monkeys. I love 2001: A Space Odyssey and would never approve of fast forwarding through any part of the movie unless you’ve seen the movie many times and don’t necessarily want to sit through a slow part to get to the good stuff. -Scott Moschella

Let’s say you’re going to a concert. Who wants to sit through two lackluster opening acts to get to the headliner? I say, “Skip those monkeys!” Restless at work? Skip the monkeys and take an early lunch. Who cares how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Skip the monkeys and bite into that sucker. -Scott Moschella

by Scott Moschella May 13, 2005

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