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Love island

A British ITV reality show where a group of brain dead fuck boys and thots spend a week in a holiday villa to find love.

For the 4 years this show has been running there has been nothing but the same old unnecessary drama and bitching and backstabbing, but some how the fruit loops who support this cringe worthy show are still hooked on watching Barbie and Ken look-a-likes shag three days after meeting one another and then crying and getting fake depressed when their two day relationship falls apart.

I have no idea how people still get excited when this program starts every summer, because it just promotes cheating and bullying. The only thing that changes every year are the crack heads that enter the show, but they still get cockier every year. This show makes me ashamed to be british!!
The whole of love island in 10 seconds:
girl : *filling in her drawn in eye brows and straightening over dyed hair* Omg av jus been cheated on init lak dafuq men r all fukin pigs yeh

Boy: *stroking his greasy, over gelled hair* Am sorry but I luv sumwun else yeh it just ain’t working aat

Girl: U ruined ma fukin laf I shoulnt av neva got wiv u
by SaltySpoon178 May 31, 2019
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foot love

When you only love them for their feet aka feet with benefits
OMG I thing Sam and Ron have foot love together
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It’s all love

“ it’s all love” A term used for speaking/ doing things from a place of good intentions
1st person- hey can you let me borrow 10 bucks?
2nd person- yeah bro sure, it’s all love!
by anonymous May 18, 2022
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Permissioned love

When permission has been taken from someone to love him/her.
Dev 's love story could have been different if it was permissioned love .
by Debopam October 7, 2017
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Love Nikki

1. A mobile dress-up game where you follow the story of a cute girl called Nikki and her friends and dress up in beautiful clothes

2. Try to survive without VIP while you anxiously hold together your last 347 diamonds before a new event starts

3. If you thought it had a shitty plot and was a harmless game YOU ARE WRONG

4. It turns pretty political and shit after your Cloud-Godess Lunar gets stabbed by a war-criminal

5. Prepare for suffering and sad backstories in the feature Dream Weaver

6. The fandom has progressed past the need of a (fairly good-looking but an asshole) war-criminal

7. The fandom will protect the precious characters

8. The main-character pretty much gets a harem but her girlfriend Kimi ist still her most beloved

9. Oh also a petty cat that isn't a cat called Momo will roast your styling skills

10. The devs do wierd stuff but try to figure it out without using tumblr to check event-spoilers and advice
"Oh so you play Love Nikki too?"

- Thats a joke because you don't talk to people about it unless it's online
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Love as fuck

When you want to express high level of love and you want to make it huge.
by Vmovcf January 12, 2021
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love bottom

When someone who normally is not a bottom, does so for reasons of love.
I'm a top, but also a love bottom because I'm head over heels for him.
by SFnative89 July 28, 2014
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