Dick honey

The process in which you submerge your genitalia in a jar of honey, then stick it in a wasps nest, then once your penis has become swollen you inject some black tar heroin where your genitalia used to be, afterwords you then use what's left of your pebis to fight off a rabid badger.

"Bro tonight ima dick honey today, how about you?"

by MCmotherfuckinLOVIN March 2, 2015

Achilles dick

This is a dick that you can never say no to, because you find it so amazing, and therefore it is your biggest weakness regarding sex. An Achilles dick can be a major temptation whether you are single or already in a committed relationship.

I know you keep seeing him because he’s your Achilles dick, but you need to find a man who has heart too.

by Littlefoot96 June 4, 2020

Dick Cheney

Look up: Darth Vader.

If President Bush dies, Dick Cheney (aka Darth Vader) will be the leader of the Free World.

by ComFan September 8, 2007

Dick wagging

The outrageous and rowdy display of alpha male masculinity in a public setting. A guy talks and brags loudly, waves his arms to exaggerate his size and power and even intimidates other guys and girls in a display of dominance. The behavior can be attractive, but often becomes irritating quickly.

These guys at the bar have been dick wagging all night long. I am tired of their crap, so I'm leaving. obnoxious, cocky,alpha male, bravado, tool, egomaniac, arrogant

by joecoolthefool June 8, 2015

dick butler

A term used for the professional home assistant who cleans, sanctifies and stimulates his lords genitals.

You need a good dick butler, I shall send mine round to aid you.

by 8en February 18, 2005

Riding dick

For a woman To ride a hard cock using only the power of your back legs and your ass cheeks with freak and skill in a up and down motion with a dick inside you for multiple orgasms if done correctly you will be cumming you only use your hands for something to hold on to squat riding is also the same as riding dick there are many ways you can ride dick and make sure your back or lower back is always arched for better sensation and performance this type of position involves strength endurance willingness power and stamina

I love riding dick

by Angry pirate hooker69 April 10, 2020

Dick Frown

When anybody makes your dick sad.

Things were getting a little hot and steamy but then my mom came in and gave me a dick frown.

by Goldenpeak69 July 13, 2010