dad

non existent

Person 1: hey my dad just went to go get some milk

Person 2:welp he ain't coming back

by jsjdjsjfjeudbdbdhddjdh June 5, 2022

kathmandu dad

A person who wears adventure gear to every occasion.
Usually has all the gear and no idea.

Your Dad is such a Kathmandu Dad, does he even Hike!

by Adventcalendar69er January 17, 2024

Dad

Something I don't have

"I don't have a dad"

by .Smudge. July 11, 2023

Dark Dad

A father of usually black variety, and that has also abandoned his children and does not pay the legally obligated amount of money to support his children.

Wow! Jerome is a real dark dad

by brugel123 December 20, 2020

Dad-gazing

When your father wants to keep sitting around and talking on the jobsite after a twelve hour workday.

I didn't have enough time to make my appointment because my father was busy dad-gazing.

by Assthrasher2000 May 4, 2018

Divorced dad

It fucking means that you're dressed like a divorced dad, you're probably gay btw

Guy 1: you look like a divorced dad

Guy 2: what's that supposed to mean asshole

Guy 1: ur gay

Guy 2: *makes out with guy 1*

by Jesus.is.your.mother June 29, 2021

You dont have a dad

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imagine you dont have a dad

by himothy9000 August 23, 2023