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car

A: Awwww looks at this cute car!
B: You mean cat?
by I_own_multiple_snakes November 9, 2023
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Car

Step 1. Go outside

Step 2. Go on the road

Step 3. Look towards the oncoming sound

Step 4. Go back to step 1 and think what you have just done
Oh look its a car. I’m going to go in front of it. Oh also on step 4 try to go to step 1 if you didn’t get run over.
by The C4sual February 27, 2022
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car

same as 'cat' but correctly spelled
that's a car on a car
by anonymous September 28, 2023
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Jam Car

Jam car (noun)

definition: A “jam car”is an essential addition to a mile long train, normally positioned directly behind the engine. It’s sole intention is to act as a “shock absorber” if the train were to come to an unexpected, sudden stoppage.
Jam car (noun)

definition: A “jam car”is an essential addition to a mile long train, normally positioned directly behind the engine. It’s sole intention is to act as a “shock absorber” if the train were to come to an unexpected, sudden stoppage.

Ex. “The jam car saved the whole shipment from de-railing when the Engineer had to slam on the brake to avoid a collision.

Slang - Jam car (verb)
definition: to bang sexually on a level which balances ferocity and love.

Ex. “I jam carred that broad all night long four months ago. She has demanded to pay my rent ever since.”
by Howard Alan S. May 27, 2022
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David Car

The best history teacher you could ever ask for, he holds the spot in the guinness book world records, for the worlds smallest chin, however despite his chin being the size of an atom, he also has the worlds biggest eyes and whenever he picks on you in history you will know about it just by looking at the man. Former "Rugby League Champion" David Car is known for his phenomenal physique and some of the worlds strongest and largest muscles. Despite him being the best history teacher ever. He still finds a way to annoy 2 particular students. he achives this by despite his answer being so shite, David car still puts matthew drye onto green. By the end of the lesson matthew has completed all the colours even tho there wasnt a blue. Despite the two reasons that i have covered in this defenition there is one thing that makes david car one of the worst. what is that thing you might be asking yourself, He has stole one the most gorgeous women on the planet. Hayley Car. David car tries to dodge finnigan johnson on facebook. He is having an affair with one of the most, beutifull, gorgeous, stunning, spectacular, weird english teacher there is......... Lauren Senior
Whos the best rugby player in the world
"I THINK ITS DAVID CAR"
by Finnegan Johnson March 26, 2023
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Car Lust

When you truly love the looks, feel, and power of an automobile.
after seeing that 1957 Fairlane Jason won't stop looking at pictures of it, he must have some kind of Car Lust.
by TheCatOfAges April 8, 2021
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