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emergency hard hat

A construction type hard hat kept in the trunk of an automobile for shit emergencies allowing wearer "no questions asked" free access to tens of thousands of Porta Potties nationwide.
When I wear my emergency hard hat,I can use the Porta-John at any construction site and nobody gives me a second glance.
by wolfbait51 August 7, 2011
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Hard

Building a fire was hard to the girl, she had always had to try hard at life and common sense, she said. She always felt like she had to give over one hundred percent at everything (and that everyone else did also), especially sports (but none of this came from any authority figure or family member actually instilling this idea in her at a young age). She also thought she had to make everyone else's life difficult in the process. She always made it look like she didn't know what the fuck she was doing, and expected everyone else to be the same way, thinking of it as honesty (and expecting credit for honesty). How can anybody like someone who doesn't know what the fuck they are doing?
by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020
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Fanny Hard-On

When a female becomes sexually aroused no matter her sexual preference (English UK)
"Mum just spotted Cliff Richard on Good Morning Britain and got a massive fanny hard-on"
by Malcolm No.1 June 1, 2014
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Hard attack

When your are panicking so much that your penis gets hard then you freak out even more cause it's that noticeable

When your penis gets hard and you don’t want it to so you feel attacked by your own penis
Dude I just had a hard attack!
by 1heuevqihqi1 April 21, 2019
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The hard working Seth James

A man who not only works hard on himself but works hard for others. All this work pays off in him being the cutest little guy.
Wow thats The hard working Seth James
by BennyBoyBennyBoy November 10, 2022
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National no hard hat day

The day of not wearing a hard hat is march 10th
Boss: bobby what day is it

Bobby: march 10th national no hard hat day
by Bobbydawon March 9, 2021
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Tonya Harding's friends

You can see how it benefits Tonya Harding to have friends that will intervene in disputes between her and other people, but it's hard to see how any of these folks she calls friends benefit any from the relationship, or being known as Tonya Harding's friends. It seems like you'd be guilty by association if you had ties to Tonya Harding, and eople knew about it.
The people that were called Tonya Harding's friends didn't seem too thrilled about the label.
by The Original Agahnim July 9, 2021
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