Dads, Brads and Chads

Groups of men and boys who enjoy football a little too much and will blame anyone but the actual people responsible for their team losing and/or playing horrible.

Dads, Brads and Chads: The phrase was first coined by singer-songwriter Taylor Swift. "I have no awareness of if I’m being shown too much and pissing off a few dads, Brads, and Chads.”

by chloeiskween January 12, 2024

Ur dad

Hmmm idk man he's gone he disappeared

Deric: "Ur dad was really hard last night dude I felt all up on that shit" Chris: WHAT DUDE U FUCKED MY DAD

by I'm gay ASF so is ur mom March 24, 2024

Dad

For some people could be a person who walks away to buy milk. But for the others dad means a person who loves and cares but doesn't really show it that much. They are the person who you can feel the safest with, they are the ones that work hard for your education, so that they can buy food for you and your healthy.

They could be amaizing...

Or just a piece of crap who went to buy milk 16 years ago, and came back now to apologise...

X: Where are you going dad?
Dad: To get milk son/daughter I'll be back soon...

Ooorrrrrrrrrrrr

X: Hey dad where are you going?

Dad: To get ice cream, wanna come with me and get some for your mom to?
X: Yeah, of dad.

by €/\/\@_3~¿0 April 6, 2022

Dad joke

Used by Hugh Mungus

Dad jokes used by Hugh Mungus

Crazy lady "what's your name?"
Hugh Mungus "it's Hugh...Mungus."

by See me standing here October 12, 2018

meth dad

Stephen Forment.

Steve is my 'Meth Dad'.

by Morgue Rex February 20, 2021

Go Blow Ya Dad

The ultimate comeback/insult its similar to mic drop but less corny as fuck. What you say to lame ass mother fuckers that are pissing you off.

Jonathan: “Suck it Nick! I beat you in fantasy football, get fucked!”
Nick: “Go blow ya dad Jonathan.”

by Nolte123 June 23, 2023

Jacks Dad

When you slip in the shower and your dad walks in but instead of helping you he Teabags you instead.

My mate took a tumble in the shower and hid dad pulled off a classic Jacks Dad

by SICKTRIX. February 16, 2021