a dad

the thing you wish you actually had.

HAHA! you don't have A DAD!

by shell shokers.com February 7, 2022

Your DAD

It is often a offensive joke as people will cry about it.

guy#1: hey when it it friday?
guy#2: when is your dad coming back?

guy#1: when is it the end of the lesson
guy#2 when is your dad going to come back?

by Heres_Jonny February 10, 2022

Dad Sandwich

A sad sandwich made from the two crust ends of a loaf of sliced bread.

No one left me any food, but at least I can make a Dad Sandwich from what's left of that empty bag and resume contemplating suicine.

by RuralFervor February 10, 2022

Ur dad

Meaning:

Your dad is more of a comeback when you don’t know what to say, similar to; “Your mom.” Sometimes, it can be used inappropriately.

Person: I had pasta for dinner
You: I had ur dad for dinner

Person: I slept with my dog yesterday
You: I slept with ur dad yesterday

by genloriaa February 11, 2022

Mom and dad

Family member

Hey mom and dad

by Airforce1 February 11, 2022

A dad

Something Rebekah doesn’t have

A father is an invisible force known to Rebekah eg.
I don’t have a dad🥲

by thedaymaker123 February 12, 2022

New dad stat

A statistic coined by "Pat rick" on the MMA Discord server that follows new fathers wins and losses.

I knew he would win the fight, the new dad stat is never wrong.

by deepspace9mm September 4, 2021