Sleep walking

People who think or claim to be woke, but are just offended for the sake of being offended

That dude who got mad at that white chick who wore a Chinese dress ain't woke, he just sleep walking.

by ObsidianWraith May 31, 2018

J-walker

When two people are butt to butt, and one person farts into the other person's butthole.

Me and the girlfriend were sleeping butt to butt, and I slipped her a j-walker

by CrzCuban27 June 26, 2019

sleeps with anything that walks

Sleeps with anything that moves

Also known as Emily

she sleeps with anything that walks, she's a hoe!

by Anonymous66889 November 16, 2010

clown walkin

People tryin to c-walk really fast. And the faster you move, the more you look like a clown!

"that's not c-walkin, that's clown walkin"

by winsten June 13, 2006

walking penis

a supreme ladies man, defined as one mojo powered pimp.

Damn! Mike is the epitome of the walking penis!

by mike tomorsky February 3, 2004

Walking stick

A person whom when viewed from an angle from which you cannot view their face looks hot but actually turns out to be ugly, a bit of a munter, after viewing their face.

Dave: Phwoar, she looks tasty...from the back.
David: I bet you that when you see her face she'll look like a right munter...
Dave: Shit, you're right, she looks like Boris Johnson, what a walking stick!

by William Powers July 28, 2011

Walking Cliche

Someone who is a textbook cliche. Only follows the dumbest of trends, and only does what every sensible human being thinks is dumb, but they think it makes them 'cool'.

Fred: Dude, I'm so sick of talking to Bret. He's a Walking Cliche.
Bret: *Starts singing gucci gang*

by Textbook_Stereotype May 24, 2018