Time-Fuck

When a clock breaks in your house and you get 'fucked by time.'

Dangerous, as your initial reaction isn't that there is a fault with the clock, but rather a fault within the space-time continuum.

Sam - "Mike, are you okay?"

Mike - "Sorry, the clock says ten, even though it's six. I'm a bit Time-Fucked right now."

by jazz4 May 6, 2011

Time Mismanagement

The act of planning your day's activities out in advance, but doing it in such a way that this act consumes your whole day leaving no time for anything.

Boss: I have to organize my meeting requests. I can not keep track of them!
Employee #1: So will you be able to make our team meeting?
Boss: No I will be busy organizing my meeting requests.
<Boss leaves>
Employee #1: Oh so looks like our boss is now proficient in time Mismanagement.
Employee #2: I need to get trained in that so one day I can be a Boss.

by 0penGL May 28, 2011

bathroom time

Your gonna fuck in the bathroom

R: Leah said we were gonna have bathroom time
J: that means your gonna fuck!!

by Romel has a little dick August 26, 2018

plenty of time

Acronym for pot, sometimes used as a code word when asking people if they have any herb.

Bob: Do you have any time?

Frank: Yeah, I have plenty of time.

by Jojwjwjejej December 25, 2013

henkle time

the time of the day when you have math in Mrs. Henkle's classroom

Guess what taylor...its henkle time, henkle time henkle time yea.

by Eric November 24, 2004

a good time

stuff that goes on after marriage.

Mel and Calvin after getting married will have a good time.

by ROFLMAFO February 18, 2008

Nigga Time

Refers to when a person, usually of black decent, loses control of his/her scenes and begins to commit niggardly acts.

Tyrone: "Ayo, did you hear that Travis went 'Nigga Time' last night?"
Jerome: "Hell no, what did he do?"
Tyrone: "He went full nigga and stopped the microwave from beeping"

by Dankey_Kang69 April 10, 2020