Lee Law

The Lee Law describes the natural phenomenon whereby the quality of a game is inversely proportional to level of enthusiasm and excitement displayed by Mr Lee.

Mr Lee: "Yo, you should play: Hypercharged: Unboxed"
Everyone: "This game is shit, Mr Lee, let's play something else, maybe on the Epic Store. I think the Lee Law is in effect here."

by Professor Burt Strontium September 29, 2022

Cum in law

A person who ejaculates in people to whom he is related by marriage.

My sister's husband finished inside me. Now he is my cum in law.

by Rynesdad April 13, 2016

state law

An invokable rule in Gaming which requires those on a losing streak to remain awake until that streak is broken

“Screw this, I’m going to bed”
“STATE LAW”
“… just one more”

by StateLawyer October 28, 2022

step-co-sister-in-law

Spouse's stepsibling's wife.

step-co-sister-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Cole's Law

Thinly sliced cabbage. Specifically coleslaw.

A : "Hey! Have you heard about Cole's law?"
B : "No?"
A : "Thinly sliced cabbage."

by saffron skies. June 3, 2024

cousin-in-law

First cousin's spouse or spouse's first cousin.

My cousin-in-law is a educated person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

The Man-date law

When you and your buddy both want to go do something together without your wives, and you want zero repercussions/complaints or aggression from both of your wives before you leave and when you return, you must invoke the man-date law.

Husband: Honey me and Jeff want to go fishing for the day.

Wife: I think you have other important things to do.
Husband: I invoke the man-date law.
Wife: well can’t argue that. Have a wonderful time honey.

by Thunder buddy January 4, 2023