Minigames Kid

A 5-year-old who won't stop screaming slurs and asking to play minigames.

Minigames Kid- wanna play minigames
Average Gorilla tag player- No
Minigames kid-SHUT THE FUCK UP

by Monky sniffer May 31, 2022

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Kindle Kid

A child that grew up playing with a amazon kindle instead of the much superior apple ipad.

Coworker 1: "Did you hear that coworker 3 was a kindle kid?"
Coworker 2: "Coworker 3 must've been in special learning classes as a kid,"

by Herr Magie June 3, 2022

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Fidget kids

Fidget kids used to be a very common species now they can be rare and some are crusty 5 yr olds!

Some one:Hey look it’s a fidget kid!
Me: oh.
( fidget kids are kids that collect pops it’s and other toys!)

by Person2.0_ December 31, 2021

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Fortnite Kid

Simeon

Simeon is a Fortnite Kid

by fortnitekidsbrother January 19, 2022

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insufferable teenagers (generally high schoolers) who adore English class, literature, and writing. They tend to participate enthusiastically in English classes and may have an affinity with the instructor.

"Wow, you spoke so much in class today during the class discussion on Jane Eyre"
"Well, you know I am an English Kid at heart...my mind was simply bursting with ideas that I felt compelled to share!"

by poopnugget with fart sauce March 21, 2022

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