by john December 17, 2004
Get the (adj.) Lag citymug. The best city in the world!!! New York is home to several very famous tourist attractions, among them the Statue of Liberty and the Empire State Building. The Big City is one of the fashion capitals of the world, and no wonder, what with fifth avenue. Some of their really great stores include Barney's, Saks Fifth Avenue, and Sephora. NYC is also a celebrity hot spot, with tons of awesome clubs, where celebrities like MK & A hang out. There's no doubt about it: NEW YORK ROX!!!
by blogger_08 January 21, 2006
Get the New York Citymug. WHOEVER SAID THIS:
"New York City is a massive pile of garbage on America's east coast, and is thankfully downwind to the rest of America's citizens. It is the only city in the country that prides itself on being over-priced, filthy, and rude to visitors, yet out-of-towners still show up in droves.
Citizens of New York City are generally douchebags. They rarely take pride in anything they've accomplished in life, but rather where their mother happened to shit them out. People who no longer live in NYC will tell you how great it is (in barely understandable English) even though you didn't ask and couldn't care less.
As of 9/11/2001, apparently EVERYONE in New York City and the surrounding cities, or even people who had a layover there once, narrowly averted death by changing their travel plans that day. They usually tell this to everyone within earshot to score sympathy.
In summation, New York City is to be avoided at all costs. Furthermore, Hollywood should stop making lame-ass movies and TV shows there, because we're all fucking sick of it.
GO SOX!
Vinny: "I say Queens is the bestest burrough in New York City!"
Bob: "You live in Seattle now, retard. Nobody here gives a shit." "
IS A COMPLETE FUCKING ASSHOLE AND SHOULD KILL HIMSELF! MORE LIKELY THOUGH,A MASSHOLE... HERE'S A REAL DEFINITION FOR YA:
New York City:
A World Class City, above all else in North America. It's really a joke when bitter, miserable Massholes (or people in other New England states blindly allying themsleves to them) poke fun at NY because of their own insecurities about their lame excuse for a city, Boston. Boston is not even 1/10 the city New York is population-wise, and not even 1% fun-wise. If this isn't enough fuya, which it never is for BloSux fans, read on. Some Massholes may even attempt to reason that Boston is a better city for families and visting... BULL-FUCKING-SHIT! Tell me how many people visit Boston... then tell me how many like it. It's only a good city if you like getting shit-faced with a bunch of miserable Bostonians during one of the city's bad sports teams performances. Before I end, the weather there, like the people, is always fucking cold and clammy.
I win. New York City wins.
BOSTON, AS ALWAYS, YOU LOSE.
Go YANKEES!!!
See you in 2086 Red Sux, you SUCK!!!
Give it up Boston, you just suck and can't handle it!
FYI I am from Connecticut NOT New York and I am really fucking sick of hearing massholes bashing this great American city.
"New York City is a massive pile of garbage on America's east coast, and is thankfully downwind to the rest of America's citizens. It is the only city in the country that prides itself on being over-priced, filthy, and rude to visitors, yet out-of-towners still show up in droves.
Citizens of New York City are generally douchebags. They rarely take pride in anything they've accomplished in life, but rather where their mother happened to shit them out. People who no longer live in NYC will tell you how great it is (in barely understandable English) even though you didn't ask and couldn't care less.
As of 9/11/2001, apparently EVERYONE in New York City and the surrounding cities, or even people who had a layover there once, narrowly averted death by changing their travel plans that day. They usually tell this to everyone within earshot to score sympathy.
In summation, New York City is to be avoided at all costs. Furthermore, Hollywood should stop making lame-ass movies and TV shows there, because we're all fucking sick of it.
GO SOX!
Vinny: "I say Queens is the bestest burrough in New York City!"
Bob: "You live in Seattle now, retard. Nobody here gives a shit." "
IS A COMPLETE FUCKING ASSHOLE AND SHOULD KILL HIMSELF! MORE LIKELY THOUGH,A MASSHOLE... HERE'S A REAL DEFINITION FOR YA:
New York City:
A World Class City, above all else in North America. It's really a joke when bitter, miserable Massholes (or people in other New England states blindly allying themsleves to them) poke fun at NY because of their own insecurities about their lame excuse for a city, Boston. Boston is not even 1/10 the city New York is population-wise, and not even 1% fun-wise. If this isn't enough fuya, which it never is for BloSux fans, read on. Some Massholes may even attempt to reason that Boston is a better city for families and visting... BULL-FUCKING-SHIT! Tell me how many people visit Boston... then tell me how many like it. It's only a good city if you like getting shit-faced with a bunch of miserable Bostonians during one of the city's bad sports teams performances. Before I end, the weather there, like the people, is always fucking cold and clammy.
I win. New York City wins.
BOSTON, AS ALWAYS, YOU LOSE.
Go YANKEES!!!
See you in 2086 Red Sux, you SUCK!!!
Give it up Boston, you just suck and can't handle it!
FYI I am from Connecticut NOT New York and I am really fucking sick of hearing massholes bashing this great American city.
Bostonian: If I could kill any state it'd be New Yahk (New York City in Masshole Language)
Me: Listen if ya think "killin", or whateva ya mean by that, New Yawk will make Boston the best city, you're retarded... yud hafta kill the other 250 decent cities in our country ta do that.
Bostonian: Fuck you. Go Sox!!
Me: Just keep sayin that ya pile uh shit.
Me: Listen if ya think "killin", or whateva ya mean by that, New Yawk will make Boston the best city, you're retarded... yud hafta kill the other 250 decent cities in our country ta do that.
Bostonian: Fuck you. Go Sox!!
Me: Just keep sayin that ya pile uh shit.
by markCT December 25, 2008
Get the New York Citymug. Where the road is very uneven on Clinton Rd. in Garden City, New York (on Long Island) and you get airborn as you ride over them too fast.
by Icybluejay December 27, 2011
Get the Garden City Hillsmug. It's the very last hit in a pipe, one-hitter or bong. It's a harsh hit that includes the screen at the bottom of the bowl, along with ash left over from the weed. When you light up this bowl with the last hit inside you will discover a purple steel hit.
BRO1: Hey man did you take the last hit on the bong?...
BRO2: Yea bro don't even waste your time with that it's purple city gang.
BRO2: Yea bro don't even waste your time with that it's purple city gang.
by Saltalaburny June 19, 2011
Get the Purple City Gangmug. The most foul smelling lingering fart you will ever expose your nose too. The Dodge City Steamer smells worse then the smell of cow death quaffing from the slaughter houses that surround the city.
Mike and Jenn took a trip to Dodge City, Kansas. After just one meal there, Mikes ass exploded causing hours of a lingering foul smell in the hotel room. It was then Jenn named his gas Dodge City Steamer.
by JenNMike September 25, 2021
Get the Dodge City Steamermug. when your in pittsburg and you really gotta take a shitsburg, you go to the hood and find a rusty set of monkey bars and hang upside down and crap in your face!
by big donny steam pipe November 26, 2009
Get the steele city steamermug.