Chicken Potato 

A thing you can call people when they don't listen to you. I made the meaning but the word was there already.

Chicken Potato!

Chicken Potato by Chicken Potato October 7, 2022

Giga potato 

A giga potato is the most powerful thing in the world! Don’t fuck with a giga potato. Trust me

Fuck me in the ass giga potato

Giga potato by Potatobehr October 11, 2022

Clete Potato Pancakes 

They are made using old mashed potatoes formed into shitty looking pancakes. After being formed they are always over seasoned and overcooked until chef Clete deems them to be perfect. They are the worst form of a breakfast pancake you could ever be served.

Clete- “we are having Clete’s famous Clete potato pancakes for breakfast!”
Everyone else- “we’d rather eat hungry man frozen potatoes than that bullshit!”

Clete Potato Pancakes by Potato nutsack October 17, 2022

Sofa potato

Somebody who sits on the sofa all day and doesnt socialise

Theo is a sofa potato he doesnt do anything.

Sofa potato by Apache atack helicopter October 18, 2022

Porch Potato

A Mexican who sits on his porch and smokes weed.

Look at that porch potato smoking weed.

Porch Potato by BobsSaget November 12, 2022

electrocuted potato 

An uncooked potato because you can't cook a potato by electrocuting it.

"This potato tastes raw."
"No, it's an electrocuted potato, and therefore it is cooked."

electrocuted potato by a living homo sapiens sapiens November 12, 2022

Hot potato 

1) A type of food.
2) A problem.
3) A playground game.

1) That potato is so hot!
2) Hope that crybaby gets that hot potato thats coming to him.
3) That bitch Hector got hot potato banned!

Hot potato by i have a six inch cock November 14, 2022