comfort-porn clothes

Clothes you only wear around the house when you are alone. Clothes you wouldn't be caught dead in if anyone was around.

When Matt showed up unexpected last week I was in my comfort-porn clothes, my hair was a disaster, and my mascara was smudged all over my face. No wonder he hasn't called.

by Senorita Chalupa April 13, 2016

phone porn

Having sex over the phone with a woman or a man who makes money of of your calls

I use phone porn all the time it almost the same as phone sex.

by Maty_the_hunn April 14, 2016

Porn Gazing

The act of watching porn with someone and discussing key points of the pornography. May include what part caused you to bussanuttt.

Me-wanna do some porn gazing later?
Her-sure, let’s try the bdsm category tonight.

by Nawks November 20, 2018

Masturbatel Porn

When you watch porn on the tv, then copy or similarly masturbate or touch yourself like the porn actress/actor.

Maia started moaning as she fingered her pussy when on the tv, her favorite porn star Kaylee J fingered herself as well. To Maia’s delight, they both orgasmed at the same time. Boy, did Maia like masturbatel porn.

by KhloeAshton November 23, 2018

Smurf Porn

The display of pornography featuring blue creatures usually performing gang bangs on a similar blue creature with blond hair. The term was first coined in the movie "Donnie Darko" by Ronald Fisher (played by Stuart Stone).

Jack: Hey there son, wanna watch a smurf getting smurfed in the smurf?
John: You mean smurf porn daddy?

by Dada Smurf April 18, 2018

Closet porn

1. Porn that is gay that someone tries to pass off as not being gay in order to try and convince themselves and others that they are straight.
2. Trap porn

Person 1: "Hey have you seen Jeff?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's been spamming my chats with closet porn for the past couple of days trying to convince me that traps aren't gay."

by Stooooooooooooooooooooooooooop August 9, 2017

whale porn

The display of sexual intercourse between two fat mammals.

Waddup pal, I found some crazy whale porn gangbang, 3 obese niggers pounding a 500 lbs milf.

While whale watching we observed the penetration of a female humpback whale by the 9 feet penis of an male orca. Best life whale porn ever !

by MadPounder August 12, 2017