comfort-porn clothes

Clothes you only wear around the house when you are alone. Clothes you wouldn't be caught dead in if anyone was around.

When Matt showed up unexpected last week I was in my comfort-porn clothes, my hair was a disaster, and my mascara was smudged all over my face. No wonder he hasn't called.

by Senorita Chalupa April 13, 2016

phone porn

Having sex over the phone with a woman or a man who makes money of of your calls

I use phone porn all the time it almost the same as phone sex.

by Maty_the_hunn April 14, 2016

Porn

Fun fun for all genders but the real stuffs better

Gonna git laid gonna git laid. Aw man she dident show up I guess I got to go watch porn

by Pussy salary July 2, 2019

porn

the experience where you watch people have intercourse because you are a lonely son of a bitch with no life. You should kill your snake because having a snake lowers the odds of losing your virginity before you die by 75%.

if you watch porn you have no life

by cockSk8ter69 July 6, 2019

Fire Porn

Fire Porn is when a man roasts his penis in a fire like a marshmallow and his girl or boyfriend sucks or eats his penis

Did you have fire porn last week?

Yeah that’s why my crotch looks like a girl

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 9, 2019

Porn type

One who’s bangable but not relationship worthy

She’s my porn type

by Reepops08 July 15, 2019

porn

what brother and sister do

want to do porn

by ghigdfvb July 27, 2019