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volcano poop

When you do the downward dog yoga position with your butt in the air and erupt explosive diarrhea like a volcano
“Dude this girl totally let me volcano poop on her last night!”
by catdog0410 December 26, 2022
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Poop Noodle

The extracted fecal matter when 'milked' from a penis that has engaged in either anal penetrative sex or when consummating the creation of an Alabama Hot Pocket. It is actually the cumulative mixture of semen, fecal matter and whatever other gelatinous material that is in the cavity as it is congealed and infiltrates the urethra of the male member's penis during said activities. It will sometimes flow out into a pile of coiled poop linguine, hence noodle as to be inclusive of all noodle types of all cultures and types of persons.
That faggot just pulled his dick out and squeezed out a perfectly formed poop noodle on Matt Lieber's ass neck.
by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023
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scoopity poop

Kanye first said it. Invented it. All credit to him. Used to reference scooping big bombs, so you don't plug your toilet. Thank you Ye!
by Mike the Professor September 8, 2023
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Evil Poop

ahh evil poop scarryy
by ihategabe August 15, 2023
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Poop corner

A regular corner but when you poop in it, it makes it a poop corner! Most people would say they like to eat anything but mainly popcorn in the poop corner!!
Sawyer: What are you doing Daisy?
Daisy: Just pooping and eating popcorn in the poop corner!
Sawyer: Sounds good!
by Daisy_hamster300/hamster300 November 28, 2021
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Gassy Poop

When you're trying to make a dookie discharge, But you're sitting there spitting and sputtering like a 63 Chevy on a cold start, When you inevitably launch your vessel from your dry dock , into the porcelain ocean to find that it does indeed float.
I thought I was going to be in there all day having gassy poops, but it was bon voyage and off to the high seas in a matter of 5 minutes.
by Chad was here July 6, 2022
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Moke and Poop

The process of taking a moke/mole from a bong, preferably packed 70% tobacco/30% weed, and having the urgent need to poop before the moke or after. The spins of the moke combined with the dump produce a sort of euphoric feeling.
-Man it's 8 am and we got to class, you're really gonna take a moke now?
- I gotta start my day out right, can't do that without a moke and poop!
by KentKemosabe December 19, 2020
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