scrmbled eggs

Second prize

You get your hole back at her place?
No, scrambled eggs and a Sunday Herald though!

by Rab Ha July 02, 2004

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

Zezos egg

The zezos egg is the rarest scp in the entire world, it's known to be named "Mankind's waste" because of how ugly it is. It has a brain of a 2 month old baby and has hair that can produce any amount of grease at will.

The zezos egg is the ugliest thing in the world.

by AnakinShrine May 23, 2024

Virgin Egg

When your retarded classmates play a game called shellshock.io you call the Virgin Egg mean they will be Virgin their whole life.

Friend: *playing Shellshock*
You: Your such a fucking Virgin Egg.

by Virgin Egg December 11, 2018

egg-charmed

A person that has hopelessly fallen in love with an eggie.

It took me a while to realize that I had already been egg-charmed by her.

by Dspeedster August 06, 2021

the egg about to crack

when you are about to lose your virginity and go off the rails and have the police called on you 😷😈 la chocolate

okay in 2 months i will be 20. yes this is my year. the egg about to crack. hahahahhahah its going down. boring ass.

by sadtherealest August 03, 2022

green egg

an inconvenience

my mother is always a green egg

by dysphorileaf April 10, 2023