When your buddy cockblocks you while he wears a Beanie. More often than not he wears it the entire time he is banging out the girl you worked on all night.
by HurricaneDP December 9, 2018
Get the Beanie Blockmug. by 30 blxk Jay August 12, 2021
Get the 30 blockmug. by heideo kujima September 28, 2017
Get the elbow blockmug. The term Darbkeselowskiblock was made up by Michael Mrucz on June 24th, 2024, in the NASCAR 2011 Season Mode episode "JIMMIE JOHNSON VS. DANICA PATRICK // NASCAR 2011 DLC Career Ep. 33". The incident happened on Lap 5 of the race, when Mrucz attempted to block MONTOYAAAA up high, but failed.
"That was a Darbkeselowskiblock. In definition, you look up in a dictionary, the Websters, 'Darb-keselowski-block', all one word, there's a picture of THAT!" -Michael Mrucz
by watami (the return) June 24, 2024
Get the Darb-keselowski-blockmug. by YSN CODIENE January 27, 2021
Get the Hot blocking the cockmug. Kim Jong-il
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Not to be confused with Kim Yong-il, Kim Jong-pil, or Kim Jong-il (athlete).
This is a Korean name; the family name is Kim.
Kim Jong-il
김정일
Kim Jong-il 2011-5 resize.jpg
Kim Jong-il in 2011
Supreme Leader of North Korea
In office
9 April 2009 – 17 December 2011
Preceded by Kim Il-sung (as President)
Succeeded by Kim Jong-un
General Secretary of the Workers’ Party of Korea
In office
8 October 1997 – 17 December 2011
Eternal General Secretary since 11 April 2012
Preceded by Kim Il-sung (as General Secretary of the Central Committee)
Succeeded by Kim Jong-un (as First Secretary)
Chairman of the National Defence Commission
In office
9 April 1993 – 17 December 2011
Eternal Chairman since 13 April 2012
Deputy Jo Myong-rok
Preceded by Kim Il-sung
Succeeded by Kim Jong-un (as First Chairman)
Supreme Commander
of the Korean People's Army
In office
24 December 1991 – 17 December 2011
Preceded by Kim Il-sung
Succeeded by Kim Jong-un
Personal details
Born Yuri Irsenovich Kim
16 February 1941
Vyatskoye, Khabarovsky District, Khabarovsk Krai, Russian SFSR, Soviet Union (Soviet records)
16 February 1942
Baekdu Mountain, Japanese Korea (North Korean biography) (Present-Day Ryanggang, North Korea and Jilin, China)
Died 17 December 2011 (aged 70)
Pyo
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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Not to be confused with Kim Yong-il, Kim Jong-pil, or Kim Jong-il (athlete).
This is a Korean name; the family name is Kim.
Kim Jong-il
김정일
Kim Jong-il 2011-5 resize.jpg
Kim Jong-il in 2011
Supreme Leader of North Korea
In office
9 April 2009 – 17 December 2011
Preceded by Kim Il-sung (as President)
Succeeded by Kim Jong-un
General Secretary of the Workers’ Party of Korea
In office
8 October 1997 – 17 December 2011
Eternal General Secretary since 11 April 2012
Preceded by Kim Il-sung (as General Secretary of the Central Committee)
Succeeded by Kim Jong-un (as First Secretary)
Chairman of the National Defence Commission
In office
9 April 1993 – 17 December 2011
Eternal Chairman since 13 April 2012
Deputy Jo Myong-rok
Preceded by Kim Il-sung
Succeeded by Kim Jong-un (as First Chairman)
Supreme Commander
of the Korean People's Army
In office
24 December 1991 – 17 December 2011
Preceded by Kim Il-sung
Succeeded by Kim Jong-un
Personal details
Born Yuri Irsenovich Kim
16 February 1941
Vyatskoye, Khabarovsky District, Khabarovsk Krai, Russian SFSR, Soviet Union (Soviet records)
16 February 1942
Baekdu Mountain, Japanese Korea (North Korean biography) (Present-Day Ryanggang, North Korea and Jilin, China)
Died 17 December 2011 (aged 70)
Pyo
by quality_definitions_a May 31, 2019
Get the attack the blockmug. When you kill an individual by putting your cock down their throat and block the air way, while covering the nostrils with your nut-sack
Friend 1- How did John finally get rid of that bitchy girlfriend?
Friend 2- I heard he Cock Blocked her
Friend 2- I heard he Cock Blocked her
by Pineapple Plug May 29, 2018
Get the Cock Blockmug.