trolled like a fucking pookar 

it's when you get trolled so hard that you don't know what hit you

<cookie> slipknot, nickelback and metallica's latter albums are all pretty solid
<drcossack> nickelback? what are you stupid
<m0nkfish> haha drcossack got trolled like a fucking pookar

trolled like a fucking pookar by sitar hero November 12, 2009

can you quack like a duck 

a graphic redneck video of a man shaking his junk and preaching about how he wants to fuck a girl in the but while she quacks like a duck

can you quack like a duck,

no man I'm not watching that video

can you quack like a duck by ammoratto April 15, 2013

treat them like dirt and they stick like mud 

the idea that the worse you treat a girl, the more attached she'll become to you.

Johnny: I've been acting like kind of a dick to Melissa. I think I'm gonna start being a little nicer to her.

Mark: I don't know if that's a good idea, bro. Treat them like dirt and they stick like mud.

treat them like dirt and they stick like mud by TonyTheAnt December 17, 2006

I'm gonna gut you like a fish 

A threat often delivered to those who often deserve to be at the sharp end of it's deadly meaning. Commonly found in preschool classrooms and in chinese adult film stores.

"I'm gonna gut you like a fish, wear your entrails like a scarf, and use your kidneys as mittens, you goddamn cum guzzling piece of shit."

I'm gonna gut you like a fish by Donald Blasko, PhD May 4, 2003

Hung Like A Moose 

When one has a large penis.

Kumar: Hey, just cuase your hung like a moose doesnt mean ya gotta do porn!
Interviewer: ...?

Hung Like A Moose by big man matt February 5, 2007

Piss like a banshee 

when after holding a piss in for so long that when finally let go it causes you to let a blood curdling yell.

Dude, I have to piss like a banshee

Piss like a banshee by Redmanistan June 2, 2008

Running around like a striped ass ape 

1. being extremely busy or multitasking

I am glad I drank that Red Bull for breakfast this morning because I have been running around like a striped ass ape all morning.

Running around like a striped ass ape by sybilrhiana January 30, 2009