Jake

A total fucking retard that does the most stupidest shit whenever he can.

don’t be friends with this retard, you'll regret it...

Guy: You friends with Jake?
Other guy: yea why?
Guy: okay, he’s gonna ruin ur day.

by A guy not named Jake March 11, 2018

Jake

He has a tiny penis and is usually gay. This goes back to the Latin times when jakes we hung for having micropenis’s .

Jake has a micro penis

by Jake Dittins January 24, 2019

Jake Paul

Cancer. Dumb. Skipped High School. White boy. Dates a gold digger/ a snake. His EX MADE terrible jokes in team ten and now is hotter. Assaults. Abusive. Rude. Rude OFF camera.
Acts nice ON camera even though he’s not. Mind of a 12 year old PS4 player.
D student in school. Lost his kiss in middle school. Pervert. Loves to cheat. Loves clickbait. Brainwashes. Dumber then his brother. Thinks he can beat KSI. Pussy for making his dad fight KSI instead of himself. He basically said “ Can you do my homework dad?” KSI ain’t fighting his brother.

Jake Paul: Ok Nick, now I skipped school so I want you to say ‘ England is my city’ because we can’t do ‘ England is my country’ that’s dumb and we can’t say ‘Jake Paul’s fam suck’ although it’s true.
Nick : Oh England is a city?
fans: *Watch video* ENGLAND IS A COUNTRY FAGGOT

by Paul family sucks May 18, 2018

Jake Duffy Week

Jake Duffy Week starts the second Monday in August and goes until Sunday

Hey guys it’s Jake Duffy Week, let’s drink!

by Dbxoebfic August 11, 2025

jake

a bitch that sucks ass at wordle but has a better jawline than me

bro he just pulled a “jake” he lost the wordle

by ballsinthejaws12 August 24, 2023

Jake

Jake = smattest

“Oh yeah Jake is the smattest”

by Musicloverbish January 25, 2024

Jake paul

A guy who only thinks he’s the best boxer but boxes anyone but a real boxer and thinks he’s too shit. His brain doesn’t function properly and is a big small brain.

Man: Hey u know jake Paul

Me: oh yeah that guy. Didn’t his brother film a dead body

by sammmmmmmmmmm1919 June 3, 2021