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Free Tibet

Term used by Westerners that doesn’t really work because Tibet was heavily invested in by the CCP and their previous government used to be a theocracy, and Tibet hasn’t protested since 2015.
Westerner: Free Tibet!
Actual Tibetan: I really don’t care if we get independence
by SomeRandomUrbDicBruv June 15, 2022
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Peanut Free Table

The lunch table designated for people who are deathly allergic to peanuts to eat at. Usually accompanied by an unoriginal No Peanuts or Tree Nuts sign. Many members of the table are part of a cult organization called Deez Nuts inc. which aims to assassinate the board of directors of the Planters Nut & Chocolate Company. Sometimes used by normal people to help gather their energy to fight through No Nut November.
Cole: Jimmy why are you sitting at the Peanut Free Table?

Jimmy: I am gathering my inner chi to finish the last 7 days of No Nut November.

Cole: Damn I already failed that day 1.
by Track and Shield November 10, 2021
mugGet the Peanut Free Tablemug.

Free Ballen

Slicing your own testicles and filling the cavity with Tide Pods (or any other object or substance).
“Ey bru, you free ballen tonight?”
Slicing n Dicin’ my brutha. Straight clean like Tide, Son”
by MisAnthroPissed September 22, 2023
mugGet the Free Ballenmug.

free vaping

when you freely vape in an area.
She's free vaping!
Mom's gone, time to free vape
by emmaegg March 9, 2022
mugGet the free vapingmug.

Free Willy

When friends ask why theres yellow stains on your wall " I Free Willy'd "
by Bad Man B February 2, 2021
mugGet the Free Willymug.
How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .
Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!
by QuacksO January 4, 2020
mugGet the It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnantmug.

rent free

Darkfall lets people live in his head, rent free.
by 1180223 June 27, 2021
mugGet the rent freemug.

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