Egg spritzer

Just another slang for a woman squirting

Last night Candice surprised me with an egg spritzer, so I had to sleep on a bare mattress

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Scrambled eggs

The act of holding on your piss to your limit and then proceed to edge yourself to be able to release a wonderful mixture of piss and semen inside of your bros asshole. You then let it ferment for a few minutes and now you can cook and eat it.

Hey my best bro, wanna eat some scrambled eggs with me ? (subliminal message)

by Grigni August 16, 2024

Barry Egg

Pronounced 'BAH-REE EGG'

A man who sits on a 5 bar gate shouting the word "Stoat" at passing UKIP supporters. Usually found nibbling wheat.

- Is that chap ok?

- No Quentin, he's a right Barry Egg!

by SillyNormanPies August 21, 2017

egg

Howtobasic approved,fertilized or nonfertilized, still fucking delicious. Mostly people get the urge of throwing the thing. Egglands the best company, if you disagree, suck it.

Jamie: Eggland is the best egg!
Fucktard #1: Nah, i eat the egg fertilized.

by Boomfuckalacka November 25, 2019

Suck An Egg

So i got this picture
*shows picture*
Its Gru from Despicable Me that says
SUCK AN EGG

------------------------Idubbz
XdDdDdDdDdDdDdDdDdDdDdd

Person 1: Wow, ur such a loser
Person 2: SUCK AN EGG
Person 1: ???

by Knee Ger123 November 13, 2018

eggs

a term that’s given to a bunch of toxic exo-ls. it’s also punny worthy.

kpop stan 1: “these eggs holes are back at it again with accusing other groups for sajaegi!”

kpop stan 2: “why are even surprised?”

by holy moly macaroni June 7, 2018

Tiny egg roll

Super small penis, usually owned by someone of Asian heritage

"Did you have sex with Sonny?" "Hellll no! He's got a tiny egg roll!"

by Pickle Smash May 27, 2013