weasel dick

A person who goes out of his way to weasel his way into one position while being a dick to the person already holding that position

Dirk was a total weasel dick to his co-workers .

by Goddess Mama October 3, 2015

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Demon-Dick

When you hook up with a guy and the dick is SO good but he literally destroys your soul

i.e. he sends you a gift basket of pleasure in the form of dick as you begin your slow descent to hell.

George Clooney had quite the case of demon-dick back in the day.

Walmart Fabio probably thinks he has a case of demon-dick but he literally just kills souls with his personality alone.

by A Minnesotan August 29, 2019

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Dick Snort

The action of sticking a man's penis in someone else's nose.

Man! Bertha really did a good dick snort on me last night!

by Succ me hard May 30, 2017

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gopher dick

The action of the head of the penis going in and out of the uncircumcised foreskin. See also circumcision. (verb)

I love to watch Vince's uncircumcised wang gopher dick!

by Star Fox 21 March 2, 2017

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This is a dick that you can never say no to, because you find it so amazing, and therefore it is your biggest weakness regarding sex. An Achilles dick can be a major temptation whether you are single or already in a committed relationship.

I know you keep seeing him because he’s your Achilles dick, but you need to find a man who has heart too.

by Littlefoot96 June 4, 2020

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