Go commit death yourself

When you are told to Go commit death yourself then you will die instantly.

Bob: Go commit deathpacito *dabs*
Jeffery: Go commit death yourself.
Bob: *dies*
Jeffery *dies*

by Deadmememan February 26, 2020

The shit of death aka gutrot

The smell of that exudes the 3rd stall of the 1st floor bathroom after the tiny woman leaves from her explosively nose hair stinging diarrhea spell. The smell that seems like it is physically impossible to leave the body of such a small human, not to mention them walk out alive without their insides left behind.

Avoid the bathroom for about 20 minutes. Lady with The shit of death aka gutrot has just relieved herself in the 3rd stall.

by Crystanya May 31, 2018

there are fates worst than death

a quote used by Raiden in Mortal Kombat after killing Shinnok in the ending after MK X and Before MK 11.

Shinnok: Even you cannot kill an elder god
Raiden There are Fates worst than death.

by Put it in my bowl daddy December 15, 2020

Right Wing Death Squad

The Right Wing Death Squad can be seen as one of the extreme variants that lead to the birth of "The Honkening" in recent times, theses are beliefs that the world they are living has went crazy to the point of a need to hard-restart civilization, embodied by the Right Wing Death Squad: an elite force of convinced militia personel equiped with gear meant to strike fear into their targets while making the wearer an unstoppable armed force with an adament resolve to get rid off of what they think caused their society to the brink of collapse.
One example could be the recent New Zealand shooting (if we spare the details) with its mechanical way of acting and lack of empathy, treating the targets with extreme prejudice and still thinking he has done the right thing.

"It is time to eradicate what has been a curse to modern society: jews. niggers. kebab. brits."
-some right wing death squad enthousiast

by someordinarygamers April 29, 2019

I feel like death

A phrase most appropriately used following an evening of social antics during which copious amounts of alcohol have been consumed. It is usually used to inform others that said beverage consumer has a shit-bad hangover.

Mate, you were wankered last night... you look awful

Tell me about it. I feel like death.

by Bottom Face March 30, 2011

horse cum death sentence

self-explanatory....instead of the electric chair, or lethal vaccination, bend the criminal over and have a huge male horse shove his dick inside the person, fuck him savagely, and spray his load inside the body, which by now will have exploded from the massive size of the horse cock.

most don't know that john wilkes booth received the horse cum death sentence after killing honest abe.

by t-nerds26 January 28, 2011

Five Finger Death Punch

A classic amongst the Kyle's, Bootlicker's, and the "I was going to join the Marines but-*insert fake health condition*" crowd, Five Finger Death Punch is essentially Pantera with an extra chromosome. Their specialty is pandering to people who love veterans, in order to keep what little relevance they have. Their target audience is comprised of people who can't read, people who want to claim they listen to "metal" without listening to metal, and people who just want to appear strong to make up for their slow learning abilities. The only bright spot of this band is that their guitarist is pretty good, but that is frequently overshadowed by news of Ivan Moody (frontman) playing hopscotch between different rehab facilities. When it comes to songwriting, let's just say the ABC's has a more complex lyrical makeup and song structure than just about everything this band has put out. It could be worse though; They could be Trapt.

"Did you hear that new Five Finger Death Punch song?"
"Which one? The one where Ivan sings about eating blue crayons? Or the one where he sings about eating green crayons?"

by BIGXSCHMEAT September 9, 2020