woman count

The act of checking to see that all of the women are present and accounted for, especially in the instance of needing to enter the womens restroom.

My coworker was looking for me at work today, he found me and mentally counted me, did a "woman count" and then deemed it safe to enter the womens restroom.

by funtobewith April 21, 2010

Full-Count

When someone has 2/3 of a strikeout. A Full-Count is when you take a hit from a bong, and take a shot without the beer. Or when you take a hit from a bong and chug a beer without shot.

Dude he got messed up off of that Full-Count. Thank God we forgot the beer...a Strikeout would have been to much for him.

by AveryPorter July 5, 2011

Glance Count

The act of looking at a group of objects whose combined number is so low (ex. 3) that you can count them just by glancing.

Dude, why would you say 7? You can totally glance count and see that it's 2.

by emogurl721 August 4, 2011

pollen count

When you count how many tampons are in the trash to figure out how far along the chicks period is.

Dude your mom's pollen count is high, she's almost ready. M

by edanger October 21, 2012

Pitch Count

A euphemism used to measure levels of drunkenness. Taken from baseball.

Low pitch count: buzzed, can continue to imbibe for a long time.
High pitch count: smashed, high risk of being pulled from the game.

There are 8 stops on this bar crawl so I can't let my pitch count get too high early on.

by AgileSloth July 9, 2012

Grabbing Counter

Getting fucked in the ass, nominally while bent over a countertop. Kitchen, bathroom, or other. Often leads to formica under the fingernails.

Tough week at work, the boss has me grabbing counter about the mistake on that last project.

by levarselosmonos June 14, 2016

chicken count

When you are counting in your head and you move your head back and forth kinda like a chicken.

my mom will chicken count all the time.

by pugglegirly April 24, 2017