Skip to main content

5%

That’s the amount of people who have a dick that is 6 inches or bigger! That’s the exact percentage! It’s that fat cocks! What do we do about it!? Definitely not kill them all... that would be bad and wrong... like trying to impose schizophrenia on someone... stealing all their ideas... 🤔 What could we do? Hmmm.... You know my vote is going to glory whole brothels... that would fix the problem....
Hym “HA! 5%! That’s another one! There I go! Being RIGHT again. Game? Not real! Love! Not real! There is only fat cocks and not-fat cocks... or sign this contract and don’t cheat on me or you don’t get to take half of my money and you burn forever.... or shut up and wear the Hijab bitch or eat rocks... I shouldn’t talk like that. Because I’m also talking about the daughter I don’t have who would be put in direct danger by the thing you’re doing to me and won’t stop because I won’t be the one who pays the price for what you’re doing... and the fact that it would be worse to have a son because no one will care about his life and if he doesn’t buy a permanent whore and/or have a fat cock he will live as a slave and die alone... Hmm... What could we possibly do... Curiouser and curiouser....” 🤔
by Hym Iam November 28, 2022
mugGet the 5% mug.

the 5

ATL slang for H-O-U-S-E (five letters) , yo crib
“twin where da hell luh twin go?”
“he had went back to his 5 twin”
“Shii well you tryna hit Savage Pizza?”

Hell naw I’m finna head to the 5, too!”
by sheep penis June 2, 2024
mugGet the the 5 mug.

Johnny 5

A production manager that's red in the face, hungover or drunk and hates women, children and animals.
Hey man, the production manager is miserable and is clutching his liver. Should we call an ambulance? No need, he's just a Johnny 5.
by Adam Harrington April 17, 2025
mugGet the Johnny 5 mug.

November 5

National start a relation ship with you bff
Why are jimmy and Emma so close... it’s November 5 national national start a deletion ship with your bff day
by Hibeaches November 4, 2019
mugGet the November 5 mug.

5 unders

Those annoying drivers that we seem to get behind every morning on our way to work that are going 5 mph slower then the speed limit.

Tourists that are site seeing and causing traffic backups because they are going 5 under the speed limit.
Sorry I'm late boss. I got behind two 5 unders on my way in this morning.
by Demon71 October 29, 2010
mugGet the 5 unders mug.

Nigga Ass Power Gyat 5

When you see some big gyat from a nigga women.
That nigga has a Nigga Ass Power Gyat 5, that's crazy!
by jollyjolli June 6, 2024
mugGet the Nigga Ass Power Gyat 5 mug.

5/10

The rating you would give a sensitive person when you don't like them but you don't want to see them cry.
Sensitive kid: what do you think of my outfit?

Person: 1/10
Sensitive kid: *cries*
Person: fine 5/10
by cheesguy July 11, 2020
mugGet the 5/10 mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email