MAJOR LEAGUE FUCKIN BASEBALL

An interjection that is either used to express congratuation or confusion.

Example 1:
Hiko: I just got into this new university for smart people!
Hako: MAJOR LEAGUE FUCKIN BASEBALL
Example 2:
Hiko: Explain why there is a cat in the fridge?? It's only us.
Hako: MAJOR LEAGUE FUCKIN BASEBALL

by MissSaikou September 16, 2023

that’s baseball

Often used to describe situations or outcomes that are unpredictable yet inevitable. It suggests that certain events, whether fortunate or unfortunate, are a natural part of life and should be accepted as such.

However, this phrase is rarely used to actually describe baseball. Can be used to introduce comedic relief when responding to otherwise bad news.

Paul - “Dude I got laid off from my job today so I went home early and walked in on my wife cheating on me.”

Tim - “Yeesh, that’s baseball for ya”

by astroducky December 23, 2023

National Gluck Gluck a baseball player day

January 29, you give a baseball player the gluck gluck 3000

Today is National Gluck Gluck a baseball player day guess i have to call drew and give

by heluvriri January 29, 2024

thirty-seventh base

Canoodling over discord call while playing genshin

Cleveland: “Mom I hit Thirty-Seventh Base!”
His mother: “You haven’t showered in a month, please we’re concerned”

by The420microwave July 24, 2024

Bite the base

When someone deepthroats you and bites the base of your penis.

Willow went so deep on Cole that she started to bite the base.

by officially_mexican April 10, 2024

Pansexual (abscess addiction based stimulant)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Pansexual (abscess addiction based stimulant)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

The Egyptian Horoscope Is Based Off Elephants

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The Egyptian Horoscope Is Based Off Elephants

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025