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Earthquake Baby

Clyde was visiting gal pal and single mum Cindy, who's 8-month-old Horatio was Clyde's nephew. As always they went in the bedroom to play Earthquake Baby with Horatio and the baby bounced so high he nearly sprang right off the bed and on the floor. "Whew that was a close one," Cindy and Clyde said together. "Let's never speak of this again."
by Uncle Joosie February 1, 2021
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baby chicken

it’s what you call your bestfriends when you come out as lesbian. means baby and girlfriend in one 😙
by gsmith February 4, 2021
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baby shower

when you foolishly think other people give a f*ck about your unborn child and its gender so you make a celebration and everyone comes but only because they hope to have some food
peter: karen is throwing a baby shower, i think we should go.
josh: i couldn’t care less tbh
peter: cmon, there’ll be cookies and shit
josh: ok then
by c0mosellama February 21, 2021
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It's Bristol Baby

When NASCAR driver, Dale Earnhardt Jr was in victory lane after winning both the xfinity and Cup series race at Bristol Motor Speedway in August, 2004, Dale Jr says to NBC reporter, Bill Webber: "IT'S BRISTOL BABY!"
When iRacing at Southern National Motorsports Park, drivers in the WMU scream "It's Bristol Baby" to celebrate the exciting racing that is taking place, because current Bristol layout cannot replicate what was once some great racing.

"OH HE''S GIVING HIM THE BUMP UP THE RACETRACK...THAT'S BRISTOL BABY!"
by Machinists of the WMU February 26, 2021
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GHB Baby

GHB Baby is a valid SoundCloud rapper. But he can also be a ham no cap.
Yo GHB Baby is just sold me a burnt method.
by Yeahimthenewguy March 29, 2021
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Pineapple Baby

The term for a baby born using fertility treatments such as I.V.F. (In Vitro Fertilization) is a pineapple baby. Pineapple is the symbol of infertility. Not everyone going through IVF has had a loss other than the loss of confidence because their body isn’t working like it should. There are rainbow babies that are born after a loss. Such as, neonatal death, stillbirth and miscarriage. There is also a Sunshine baby, which is a child born before a loss. Then a Golden baby or pot of gold born, a baby born after the rainbow baby. If you are expecting twins and lose one of the twins the remaining baby is called a Miracle baby or Sunrise baby and the twin that was lost is called a Guardian Angel or Sunset baby. Loosing both twins is called Shooting Stars. Loosing a child due to miscarriage, or SIDS and still birth is called an Angel baby.

Some women never experienced a loss. But go through years of infertility and IVF treatments to finally have a child. It is only fitting to call this child a Pineapple baby. As the pineapple has become the symbol of infertility. And the baby is born after years of infertility treatments.
I'm finally pregnant with my pineapple baby!
by Jwbutterfly April 10, 2021
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Penis baby

1: The act of putting a plastic baby doll’s pp in your vagina
2: when your being super Whiney and bossy
1: I just used a penis baby and I now feel like a pedo
2: bro quit being a penis baby
by Eatmyshortsleevepants May 7, 2021
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