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Jake

Most badass bitch on the planet. Has a huge stick between them. You don't want to mess with a Jake. He's a boy scout.
You don't want to mess with a Jake. He can set up a tent.
by thickcock121 February 27, 2024
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Jake

A Jake is when you publicly masturbate on a social media sight like instagram, or Omegle. This can be used for blackmail if not careful
hey man I think I got caught last night because I pulled a Jake”
by JazzySnail July 28, 2023
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Jake/eros

Jake/Eros is the best person you can ever meet you can always catch them in Kpop chat spouting nonsense (unless you know about Koop ) they also have a good sense of style 😯 his Roblox character is so swag this person is always willing to play some Roblox with you and you can always text them at 5 I’m the morning to play pingpong on iOS games ALSO VERY TALENTED te amo
Omg Jake/Eros you so cool 😱😱😱
by El edit July 22, 2021
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Jake

Some next shitter at valorant cant aim to save his life
shit = jake
by Jake. t November 25, 2022
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jake paul

HEs the reason people get fucking cancer fuck jake Paul fuck you
hey I like Jake paul
fuck you I cut your face off now.
by Isuckpussy🍼 August 4, 2023
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Jake paul

Me: Hey guys just watched jake Paul

2min later: Me: dead😵
by Girlboss4252 April 20, 2018
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jake

this guy jake is the kinda guy to be like super nice and kind and nice and has loads of cash in this cargo pantaloons.

he's also very secretive but also kinda short? anyways, he's like a good guy and kinda baller and maybe even a lil bit prepossessing. he's also incredibly scared of people, confrontation, and the mailman. he's also missing a toe. :( (this is where you feel bad).

um uuhhh uuhhhh ugh hmnm mmmmmm m he auhm uhm mm oohh yuuuhhh he good fella : )
also sexy
"ooohh baby, i need a lot of alcohol because i am of age citzen man"
and thats like "what the heck you are actually five years old"
and then the guy jake will be like "oh yeahg well i hate you AND your guts smile."
but then you think about it, and your like, "damn, i kinda want this guy to make out with me very passionately due to this very strong tongue that resides within his mouth."
by bill keefer May 9, 2022
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