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Ninja Turtle

When you shit the bed and fall back asleep leaving the shit to harden and form a sort of shell on your back and ass.
"I love being a turtle" tyler said after discovering that he had pulled a ninja turtle last night
by james lebough July 28, 2019
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Hairyback Ninja Turtle

Accidentally falling out of a ladies Vagina only to reinsert in a hurry and enter her Anus
Michaelangelo slipped out of April's Pussy and ended up Cowabunging her in the Sewerpipe, causing a Hairyback Ninja Turtle
by Wogboy13 May 18, 2023
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ninja

stealthy individuals specialized in espionage and murder. They often use numchucks and fight with un-gloved hands
That girl just killed someone with her bare hands. She's such a ninja
by tennis ball kate October 18, 2011
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ninja mail

Inter-office mail that shows up out of nowhere. It just magically appears in your inbox and you have no idea who left it.
I think Debbie left that ninja mail in my inbox again today, but I can never catch her in the act.
by badandy519 August 25, 2009
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Ninja

(N)o (I)ncome, (N)o (J)ob, or (A)ssets
That dude's a ninja.
by pedant5 August 17, 2011
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Ninja

when one is high and in his love for ninja calls shit that is cool this adjective.
yo that dig was ninja!
I no man it was so unpuppy!
by tepdoes February 27, 2009
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