grab your ankles

To grab one's ankles is essentially to bend over and prepare for what's coming. It is a reference to getting fucked in the ass (usually in a figurative sense). Sometimes the person grabbing their ankles is at fault, and sometimes it is the result of some new organizational policy.

The company just laid a bunch of people off and is requiring mandatory overtime for all salary-paid employees, so get ready to grab your ankles.

by firstbullet January 18, 2009

slacker your face

A term used in place of 'slap your face', inspired by the trance track 'Your Face' by 'Slacker'.

I ought to slacker your face!

by Joseph Evans April 10, 2007

For Your Ass (FYA)

FYA really means For Your Attention, but a co-worker and I couldn't figure out what it meant for like, three hours so we decided to say For Your Ass instead.

In an e-mail:

Erin: For Your Ass (FYA): I'm leaving in like, five seconds.

Mandy: For Your Ass (FYA): I'm so frickin jealous you ho ass.

by Mandy Stark August 28, 2008

rock your shit

a threat (usually) to beat someone at something

in videogames:

"i will absolutely rock your shit"

by 3_5h4 February 17, 2021

heres your sign

brought to us by bill engvall. people should where a sign sying that they are stupid so you wouldnt rely on them.

a trucker got his truck stuck inder neath an over pass and a cop pulled over and asked him, "did you get your truck stuck?" the trucker replied, "no, i was haulin this over pass and i ran out of gas...here's your sign"

by JC September 28, 2004

your mum

1. Your biological mother
2. A very ineffective insult
3. A poor comeback, usually from a chav

1. Is that your mum?
2. Your mum smells.
3. "you are a chav"
"your mum's a chav"

by Your mum on tost July 7, 2005

it's your birthday

Who gives a shit it's your birthday, you most likely don't have any friends.

Tom: Its my birthday...Yay!
Bob: Does it look like I care?!?

by Cyber Ghost March 23, 2004