Slap cock to the rice

A convivial gesture made in the final moments of a meal as a statement that the fellowship on that day be forever remembered, and as a fervent expression of gratitude for the company present. A male, usually the host, will lay his penis on the unfinished portion of rice in the plate of the nearest female.
Tony got so drunk and emotional at our annual Sunday school luncheon that he felt it necessary to slap cock to the rice.
by Joe from Brooklyn March 10, 2008
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slap your plastics

To pay by credit card, often for a larger than expected bill
After your date orders the filet AND the lobster tail, you will have to slap your plastics on the bill.
by scottybeck February 03, 2007
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Misty Fuck Slap

When a guy and a chick are having sex and hes ready to cum, he takes a hit of weed, blows it in her face, farts in her face, jizzes on her face, and then bitch slaps her twice. The combination of the weed and fart creates a cool sensation that feels like someone is smokin a reefer through their asshole.
Dan: Dude, i was fuckin this chick and i gave her a misty fuck slap.

Bob: Man, i tried that once, but when i tried to fart i accidently shit on her face.
by Brisk222 July 13, 2009
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Dirty Bitch Slap

When your man pulls out to come, you put your hand up and catch some of his jizz, then shove it in his face.
He was trying to aim for my face, so I decided to give him a taste of his own medicine by dirty bitch slapping him.
by ChazMMichael July 05, 2011
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Slap a blonde day

On October 23 you must slap a blonde haired person.
by Anna6789 October 16, 2019
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GI Joe Slap

When you ask your bitch a question that she damn well ought to know and she says "I don't know." You then proceed to slap said bitch like she stole something and say "Now you know and knowing is half the battle."
Lisa didn't know where she left my lighter so I GI Joe Slapped that cunt.
by Agora March 26, 2008
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prostitute pimp-slap

the art of receiving oral sex and right before you blow your load you pull out a twenty dollar bill, nut on it and then proceed to slap it to the side of the slut's head, leaving a sticky, but financially rewarding result.
This bitch last night did such a good job blowin' me, i gave her the prostitute pimp-slap.
by akhlys December 30, 2008
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