Sam

This name is the name of a guy getting yelled at by a friend, whenever he says something. That something is either, sarcastic, a bit rude, or extremely funny but she won’t admit it
And “S A M” is usually followed by “S T O P HAJD”

“I told you I would do it!”
SAM
“HAHA”

by Kogaynex March 2, 2019

Sam The Cat

A cat meant to live with at least 5 children; minimum 2 dogs and a horse

To qualify for Sam the Cat, you must first have 5 kids.

by Omnipreuneurdort March 10, 2021

Sam Pilkington

Absolute unit could steal ur wife mum gran dad uncle grandad child. Is an all round stud and would be a MAN u would like to see 🥵

Yo is that Sam Pilkington

Y/n: Ye I got a nice feeling about this

by Sammmnydje November 23, 2021

Sam

Sam. A person who you just Cant live without. He truly Love all his friends and family with all his heart. Sam is someone who sticks Around, at ur worst and best Days. Sam is the absolute best boyfriend you Will ever find, with all his Love, you'll not need anything else IF you ever find yourself a Sam that loves you, you couldt ask for more.

I wish i'd find myself A Sam...

by Lov3} December 11, 2016

Sam

A woman who makes Fud the Stud a happy man. She is vegan and has a lovely dog named Basil. She has not one, not two, but THREE CHILDREN, and still manages to stay calm on a daily basis. She has red hair as she is 50% Elmo and a 'mullet'. She is very caring and giving and puts other people before her.

"She's vegan? And has red hair too? Yep, she's definitely called Sam."

by freggythesexhaver August 30, 2022

Sam

People named Sam are in fact superior at games. According to legends, they would host games amongst tribes to celebrate life and to display their raw talent.

Some person: bro did you hear what Sam did

other person: no dude what

Some person: Sam like, totally beat Noah at Mario Kart

by Definitely not Noah September 27, 2021

sam-hash

Term used to 'covertly' communicate one's opinion on the attractivenss of another human being, a roundabout phrasing of "smash". Can be used in many circumstances, as part of a sentence or as a stand-alone exclamation. Partciularly useful in the presence of girlfriends/wives and preferable to "I'd plow that into the ground".

Silent 'h' is preferable to achieve the desired effect, leaving the sound of 'Sam-ash'

1. On seeing an attractive piece of biatch flesh in the street,

John: "Sam-Hash!"
Girlfriend: "What???"
John: "Just remembered someone's name from work."

2. Guy 1: "Would Sam-Hash. Defintiely Sam-hash."

Guy 2: "Smashtastic. A solid smash out of smash"

by Sirty1000 April 27, 2011