tight like I'm two

a really tight pum pum

omg he asked how tight I am and I said I'm tight like I'm two lmao

by momomarsssss February 14, 2018

Two Pair Ace Ten

It’a a hand in Poker/Texas Hold’em where you have two aces and two tens. If you have this hand at the end of the every one that folded has to give the person with two pair ace ten half of all of there chips as long with the entire pot.

Timmy has a two pair ace ten, so billy has to give him half of his chips.

by FatHecker December 29, 2020

Goody Two-Shoes Edgelord

Any type of edgelord that may be edgy, but is still well mannered and behaved, and might possibly be edgy for moral reasons.

He may have looked edgy and even acted edgy, but he still had proper and respectful manners. He was seriously a goody two-shoes edgelord.

by CelticEagle May 25, 2019

Hang on two seconds and a monkey

A phrase used to express surprise or bewilderment at the occurrence of an unlikely event.

‘Hang on two seconds and a monkey! My cup of tea tastes like brandy!’

by dontletmeinthere December 28, 2020

Two rolls of masking tape

when a girl has a muff and the only way to get rid of it would be two rolls of masking tape :)

Dude1: She has a fucking muff the size of a small forest

Dude2 : Wtf the only way she could get rid of that then would be two rolls of masking tape lol.

by Bryn/maths April 23, 2010

Drop two nickels in a bucket

To make a dicision with complete disregard to common sense.

Understanding that your better judgment tells you to get plenty of rest before tomorrow mornings meeting, you decide to drop two nickels in a bucket and join your friends for happy hour.

by RW Goodtimes September 12, 2015

walking in two o'clock cotton

a phrase that refers to the state of drunkeness where one seems to be stumbling in a cotton field at two o'clock in the morning.

"Oh, my, God! Briana took so many tequila shots she's walking in two o'clock cotton!"

by immaculate_paint September 8, 2005