Skip to main content

Monster Crash

Similar affect that occurs after a sugar/caffeine high; more specifically after drinking a Monster energy drink and the affects wear off.
Dude, I think Kyle is gonna pass out. He's on a major Monster Crash!
by Urban Dicks Are Hairy July 16, 2019
mugGet the Monster Crashmug.

Polish monster

Oh my gosh Jacob, you've got a polish monster dong!
by Big Sausage Squirter August 25, 2019
mugGet the Polish monstermug.

Monster

Someone who is generally very strong and scary with an intimidating aura, and features and seen generally someone who you wouldn't interact with
Man! that guy's a monster, he's huge.
by Shad0wb1ade March 24, 2023
mugGet the Monstermug.

Loch Ness Monster

An aggressive panhandler who uses means of coercion, threats, and even violence to garner money from people. Are usually not actually homeless and are just hoping to use the money for drugs, alcohol, or gambling. See also: Bludger
Chef's dad
Say, would you kids like to hear about the time we saw the Loch Ness monster?
Stan
No, that's okay.
Chef's dad
Ooh, it must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the paleolithic era, comes out of the water.
Chef's mom
We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat and I said "Thomas, what on earth is that creature?!"
Thomas
It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes,-
Chef's mom
Oh, it was so scary!
Thomas
and I yelled. I said, "What do you want from us, monster?!" And the monster bent down and said, "...Uh I need about tree-fitty." a long silence follows
Kyle
What's tree-fitty?
Thomas
Three dollars and fifty cents.
Chef's mom
Tree-fitty.
Stan
He wanted money?
Thomas
That's right. I said "I ain't giving you no tree-fitty you goddamn Loch Ness monster! Get your own goddamn money!"
Chef's mom
I gave him a dollar.
Thomas
She gave him a dollar.
Chef's mom
I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar.
Thomas
Well of course he's not gonna go away, Nellie! You give him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got more!
by SilverSheilds October 6, 2022
mugGet the Loch Ness Monstermug.

Veggie monster

Fat ginger veggie who has a questionable relationship with his sister (humf) he is also known as Fanta pubes
Veggie monster went to miss shaw after crying like a bitch
by Tuckerbro123 July 18, 2021
mugGet the Veggie monstermug.

Chief monster

Someone who constantly chiefs and fiends on someone else’s shit
Jacob you're such a fucking chief monster damn
by Chilloutchase April 14, 2019
mugGet the Chief monstermug.

MIF Monster

Scoring every single item to the bare minimum required to pass like it's your job. If the bell curve was mount Everest you'd be at the peak. Mediocrity is what gets you out of bed in the morning. South Field beckons.
He's going helos for sure... an absolute MIF Monster
by Borderline_Savant May 8, 2025
mugGet the MIF Monstermug.

Share this definition